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F - You Schill

5 innings Pitched
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6 Runs
6 Earned Runs


Our Savior has returned!! YEAH RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

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SO I was listening to the talk radio show the other day as I was in the car, I like to listen to them because I can't get over how fucked up Massholes are when it comes to sports, and how every other word out of their mouths are either A-Rod, Jeter, Yankees!
But this time it was some popular talk show with two well known hosts in the Boston area, I don't remember their names. But they said if Randy Johnson was on the Red Sux he would have a lot more wins then he has now becuase... are you ready for this.... because.... Jason Varitek is a better catcher then Jorge Posada!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe these guys said that? They lost all if they had any to begin with credibility with me and hopefully tons of other sports fans. Anything they can think of to bash the Yankees they will do it, I love it!
On another note, I have recently, well in the past month or so been visiting various websites and leaving this address for people to view, you wouldn't believe the uproar. Some fucking cocksucking Masshole actually dedicated a whole post on his blog about my website, actually re-posting one of my rants, it was awesome!!!

So I moved downtown now, great location, back bay baby that's where it's at.
1st place in the wild card, 3 1/2 back of sux, no worries!

F - Schilling, he comes back on Thursday, I hope the first hit of the game comes right back and hits him in his ankle and the things snaps in half, then the trainer can't be found because he called in sick that night, and the ambulance is stuck so Schilling has to sit on the mound for an hour just suffering the most incredible pain while people look on not knowing what to do!
F- Trot Nixon, he's rehabbing in the minors, those lucky teammates, I wonder if he leads them all in prayer before the game, give it up Trot, you're going to Hell anyway!
F- Masshole Stones fans for badmouthing one of the greatest rock and roll bands of all time, hey they're 65 years old, give them a brake, it was still one of the best concerts they have put on.
F- You fucking T drivers from Southie, hurry the fuck up you drunk fucks!
F- Theo Epstien, you fucking son of abraham mother fucker!
F- Dorchester
F-Canton
F-Eastie
F- Ted Williams - in my new apartment I don't have to pay for electricity, so I crank my ac every day, and each morning I wake up and it's so cold, I have Ted Williams frozen head sitting in bed next to me!
F-Carlton Fisk
F-YAZ

Fucking Massholes!

"Hey fucker sit down it's a pop up!" Why does every red sux fans freak out whenever the ball is hit during a game, god I love how little these fans know about baseball.
I was near fenway the other day as a matter of fact, just getting a view of the enemies' home base up close. I decided to bring up the biggest lugey I had in my throat with so much mucas, and then proceeded to spit it at the green monster, while giving it the finger and the evil eye all at the same time, there season is over now!!
A lot of people say why do you live in boston if you complain about it so much? I love the city of Boston itself, it's her inhabitants that cast a bad light on a wonderfully crafted city. The positives of the city, wipe out the negatives of the fans.
Just try listening to at least five minutes of talk radio in Boston. You will laugh your ass off, with how these un-educated whorebags chop up the english language! And again how they all have forgotten about Manny, I laugh, ha!
And what about Manny? "Manny being Manny" even he's wearing shirts that say that, does he realize it's really saying, "Manny being a Retard"
FUCK YOU ROYAL ROOTERS FROM THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY!
FUCK YOU DOUCHE BAGS FROM DORCHESTER
FUCK YOU GABE KAPLER
FUCK YOU TROT NIXON, I HOPE YOU NEVER STEP FOOT ON THE FIELD AGAIN
FUCK YOU SCHILLING YOU LOUD MOUTH, GUN TOATING, STERIOD TAKING, JESUS LOVING, REPUBLICAN BASTARD!
FUCK YOU MANNY, YOU CRACK SMOKING MORON!
FUCK YOU THEO EPSTEIN
FUCK YOU JERRY REMY
FUCK YOU JOHNNY PESKY, THE PESKY POLE... STUPID!
FUCK YOU BALL GIRLS, YOU FUCKING UGLY WHORES!
FUCK YOU JASON VARITEK, STICK THAT FUCKING "C"ON YOUR UNIFORM UP DAMON'S ASS, MAYBE IT WILL TEACH HIM HOW TO TALK LIKE A HUMAN!
FUCK YOU BOSTON CAB DRIVERS
FUCK YOU MITT ROMNEY, YOU REPUBLICAN
FUCK YOU YAZ!
FUCK YOU JIM RICE
FUCK YOU DEWEY EVANS - WHAT ARE YOU LIKE 5? DEWEY??
FUCK YOU DAVE HENDERSON- WITH THAT SMILE THAT TOOK UP ALL THE ROOM ON THE TV BACK IN 1986 WHILE TRYING TO WATCH THE PLAYOFFS
Finally,
FUCK YOU FENWAY PARK - your seats are too small, you give ketchup with your hotdogs, you are falling apart, you have no parking, and you are too small, it's intimate, yeah fuck that!

Monday morning thoughts!

Has anyone heard the Bronson Arroya CD? They constantly play the song "Dirty Water" that he sings along with other players, and god is it awful.
You have Bronson singing and then you have the likes of Damon and Millar and others in the background singing, and then at quiet points of the song the players add stupid little comments that are re-dunkuliss! I love Bronson's quote during the song, "How about Schilling, the warrior, the warrior." You fucking Faggot! Stop kissing his ass, why is that players have to kiss Schilling's ass? He is a loud mouth, know it all, can't anyone see beyond that???

It looks like everyone as forgiven Manny, yes he's producing the runs, but again, he doesn't give a shit about red sux nation. But he's going about it the right way, producing runs and hits. It would also appear that he switched his crack dealer, or maybe he's just doing coc, and not crack anymore, whatever he's doing it's working. But he won't be here next year sux fans!!!!

I like John Damon, he's a good ballplayer, but have you ever heard him give an interview?? I am totally convinced that he is retarded! He has troubling talking, his sentences and words to fully complete themselves, and he usually has no idea what he's saying anyway! Stick to ball John you fucking Tard!!!

3 1/2 lead is nothing by the way!

F Matt Clement
F the hot dog vendors at fenway
F Jimmy Fallon for starring in a movie having to do with the sux
F Jimmy Fallon again for starring in a movie with Drew Barrymore, who is actually more retarded then John Damon
F The Rem-dog, Jerry Remy, could you talk anymore like Diamond Joe Quimby the Mayor of Springfield?
Finally I would like to end in a pray; Dear God who I love more then anything else in the world and who is all knowing please place a pebble next to the mound so when Schilling pitches he trips on it and snaps his ankle clearly off his leg!