Fever Crap!

Ok, I just forced myself to watch the movie "Fever Pitch" and I would like my $3.99 back from Comcast! I usually like the Farrelly brothers they make some funny movies, but I counted and I laughed 3 times during this movie. Why does Drew Barrymore think she can act? Take your fucking crooked mouth and beat it betty! And Jimmy Falon, what a fucking retard, I couldn't take him ten minutes into the movie. I mean it was terrible, I of course fast fowarded through most of the end(it was a little painful for Yank fans) but Drew trying to be sexy in scenes just doesn't do it for you, man!
I did like the people in the seats next to Jimmy, the extras that had lines, they were authentic MASSHOLES!! You could tell because one they couldn't act, and two the broads were butt ugly.
I enjoyed the shots of Boston though, as I've said before it is a wonderful city to live in, but come on MASSHOLES.
MASSHOLES
MASSHOLES
MASSHOLES
MASSHOLES
It's Friday you should already be on your fifth pint by now, already calling your mom to go to your house and feed your kids which you will probably beat when you get home tonight, and then physically assualt your wife because she forgot to pick up more beer for you.

I would now like to end with a prayer: Dear God which I love so much who is most powerful and all knowing please let a thunderbolt shock Drew Barrymore back into coherence and straighten her fucked up mouth. And please oh dear Lord make Jimmy Falon loose his sight for about ten years, so he can't read anymore movie scripts and decides to quit acting, and then by the time his sight returns has no interest in the business anyway, thank you God, I love you.

Joe Torre, Joe Jackson, Joe Blow

Joseph's coming back!

So what's with Clemens' mother, on her deathbed mentioned Joe Jackson's name three times, what is that all about? Either she dated him or the White Sox will win the World Series. For Red Sux fans who don't know shit as usual Joe Jackson played on the 1917 World Series winner Chicago White Sox, two years later his team fixed the world series and lost, even though Joe hit the best during that series he took money so he was thrown out of baseball.

F the Red Sox and their families!

I just read a newspaper for the first time in a week

The offseason, the doldrums, nothing to do but wait till spring, because I don't really like football.
Many people thought I was harsh on AROD from my last post, they are obivously not Yankee fans. You don't produce we boo you, I've covered this topic in an earlier post, when red sux players were telling the fans not to boo, again, in New Jersey we have saying for those sux players, "BIG FUCKING PUSSIES"
I didn't cover this before the playoffs, I just forgot, but this sums up most red sux fans in new england. The Fox 25 news here in Boston was doing a report on how to "Act" like you know something about the Red Sux. They were explaining what terms to use when discussing the team, and players, it was pathetic, but then I said wait a minute, that's half of Red Sux nation... Red Sux nation, I'm sorry can we get any more gayer! This news report was explaining what I already new, Red Sux fans don't know shit when it comes to baseball or their team. If they are with friends watching the game, they will only cheer whenever anyone else cheers, or, this I love, because it's everyred sux fan I know, when someone hits a fly ball, they cheer because they automatically think it's a homerun, classic.
So are the Yanks going to get Damon, probably, knowing George, the Sux have "Manny being Manny" in reference to the crack whore Manny Ramirez, well Yankee fans have "George being George" I don't get surprised at the moves anymore, it doesn't surprise me, the difference between the two is George really does care about the fans, Manny could give a rats ass.
I have been ranting maybe not making sense, but this does make sense....
F - Schilling - Your career is done, I was going to prayer that you get mamed in the off season but I'm not going to waste it, you're done, sticking a fork in you as we speak, go polish your guns and campaign for more Republicans you loud mouth, no post season pitching WHORE!
F - Alex Cora - true story we were at the Tap a couple of weeks ago and ordered a bunch of shots, Alex Cora delivered the shots to our table, true story, he was there by himself. Actually I think he was starting his off season job.
F-Trot Nixon you only player to come out the minors religous zelot. What's in store this winter for you Trot, Winter Bible School? or Maybe some picketing of abortion clinics, how about washing your cap in the off season
I'm too tired,
FUCK YOU RED SUX NATION
FUCK YOU WIFE BEATING ALCOHOLIC WHITE TRASH NEW ENGLANDERS!
finally,
Dear God who I love and cherish with all my might, please make it so Jason Varitek injures his back while shovelling snow this winter, and he tries to play through the pain during the spring but realizes it's too much so he has to retire from baseball, thank you God, I love!

FUCK YOU ALEX RODRIGUEZ

Media coverage will be shut down for a few weeks

1 down, 85 years to go

AMERICAN LEAGUEBoston vs. ChicagoTuesday, Oct. 4Boston (Clement 13-6) at Chicago (Contreras 15-7), 4:09 p.m. (ESPN)
Wednesday, Oct. 5Boston (Wells 15-7) at Chicago (Buehrle 16-8), 7:09 p.m. (ESPN)
Friday, Oct. 7Chicago (Garland 18-10) at Boston (Wakefield 16-12), 4:19 p.m. (ESPN2)
Saturday, Oct. 8Chicago at Boston (Schilling 8-8), if necessary
Sunday, Oct. 9Boston at Chicago, if necessary

N.Y. Yankees vs. L.A. AngelsTuesday, Oct. 4New York (Mussina 13-8) at Los Angeles (Colon 21-8), 8:19 p.m. (FOX)
Wednesday, Oct. 5New York (Chacon 7-3) at Los Angeles (Lackey 14-5), 10:09 p.m. (ESPN)
Friday, Oct. 7Los Angeles (Washburn 8-8) at New York (Johnson 17-8), 8:19 p.m. (FOX)
Saturday, Oct. 8Los Angeles at New York, if necessary
Sunday, Oct. 9New York at Los Angeles, if necessary

It's payback time for 2002 Angels!
You're going down bitches!!