Only 16 more days until Pitchers and Catchers!
How much does the city of Boston dread this season, Oh they won't admit it publicly, but I mean come on going into the season with what they have. Don't you wish you had a player anywhere near the caliber of Derek Jeter? YOU'RE DONE!
It's already starting, here is an excerpt from an article that Curt Schilling did, I really just need the first three words of it, but I'll post most of it. How long do we want to guess it takes before he starts turning on his players, that motherfucking republican asshole. Hey Boston Fans, he doesn't give a shit about you, he only cares about himself!
Simmons: Do you think it's hypocritical for Sox fans to play the loyalty card with someone like Damon, when some of them also turned on guys who helped Boston win the championship in 2004 (namely, Bellhorn, Millar, Foulke and Embree)?
Schilling: It's beyond hypocritical. Fans use the loyalty card only when it suits the argument. Teams cut/waive/trade guys that DON'T WANT TO LEAVE every day of the year. But somehow the loyalty card only comes to the forefront when a player has played long enough to earn the right to make his own choices as to where he's going to play. It's been that way for a long time, and I don't see it changing. Very few owners are in the public eye enough to be recognized, and in a lot of cases the players end up being hung with the tag of "traitor." What happened here is simple, very simple. Johnny Damon wanted to stay in Boston for more money than the Red Sox thought he was worth, so the Red Sox didn't offer him enough money to remain in Boston, and the Yankees did, end of story.
Bill Simmons writes for ESPN
Authorities in Minnesota are apparently looking to question David Ortiz. According to Twin Cities Police Department's Chief Ted Daniels, "After seeing Mr. Ortiz's rookie card when he played for the Twins, we have some serious questions to ask him, like where is David Arias? Did he eat him? This investigation will not end until we get to the bottom of this possible cannibalism on the part of Mr. Ortiz"
Fucking Massholes, so the gorilla suit wearing, leven bread eating, boy wonder is back. You would have thought Ted Williams just woke up, re-attached his head and then walked into the locker room, but still refusing to talk to reporters. WHO GIVES A SHIT!
But you're saying BF why are you writing about this if it doesn't matter? Because I love to see every news station in the state covering this story, ESPN is even saturating us with it. I love it because all those drunk fucks from Dorchester sitting at Sullys Tavern chain smoker their lungs away and saying words like, "Irregardless, and Bubbler" instead of 'water fountain' , those fucks actually think Theo will make a difference. Unless he can play CF, SS, 2B, and pitch, you're stilled screwed. Actaully I heard that Theo was thinking about playing CF, he wanted to try to have the 2/3 Jewish outfield with him and Kapler, except they won't be playing on Saturdays. Look, bringing back Theo doesn't solve your problems, and why the hell did he leave in the first place, were they ever really 100% outright with why he left. "Oh Theo, we'll leave a candle in the window for your return" said Larry Lucchino or the other fuck John Henry, I'm sorry can that statement be anymore gay? I'd like to know where Theo was? Maybe rehab? Maybe some cosmetic surgery? Maybe he was in San Francisco with his gay lover Ramon walking the streets of Castro with a dog collar attached to his neck? I don't know, the point is he's back, and we're saved!
I'd like to end on a prayer if I may today: Dear God, who I love and who is all powerful and the only one that I will follow, please send a bolt of lighting down from the heaven and strike Jim Rice in the head so from now on he talks like a fag with a lisp, thank you God, I love, I'll follow you anywhere!
F* MASSHOLES
F* SCHILLING
F* VARITEK
F* JOHNNY PESKY
F* TED WILLIAMS DEAD HEAD
F* JIM RICE
F* JERRY REMY
F* JOHN HENRY
F* CARL YAZ.
F* THE GREEN MONSTER
Here is an excerpt taken from GQ Magazine's list of The Ten most Hated Athletes.
4. Curt Schilling
Between the white lines, it's all real, says one reporter who has covered Schilling. But outside the white lines, there's a huge gap between the man and the image he projects. Take, for instance, Schilling's self-glorifying display during Congresss steroid hearings last March or his absurdly patriotic open letter to America on ESPN.com after 9/11, for which his teammates mocked him on a late-night bus ride with a chorus of I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy. They know what he's about, says the sportswriter. I'd say a large percentage of them like him every fifth day. He wears on people.
On days he doesn't pitch, Schilling is notorious for striking TV-ready poses on the dugout stairs. (His manager in Philadelphia, Jim Fregosi, dubbed him Red Light Curt.) He's somebody who's always positioning himself in terms of what's best for Curt Schilling, says ESPN's Pedro Gomez, who described Schilling as the consummate table for one. (Speaking of which, Schilling also has a reputation for sneaking into the clubhouse late in games to get a head start on the buffet.)
So avid is Schilling's longing for the spotlight that some of his peers raise doubts about his now legendary turn in the 2004 postseason, when he pitched on an ankle tendon that had been sutured in place. During Game 6, cameras cut repeatedly to the bright red stain on Schilling's sock. It was blood, right? The Diamondbacks people think he definitely doctored that sock, says the sportswriter. The ex-teammate laughs: All around baseball, people questioned that. It was funny how the stain didn't spread.
If you're a follower of this blog you know what GQ is talking about when it comes to that gun toating, born again Christian, loud mouth, republican. He's all done anyway, he's washed up, he's done like dinner, he can't pitch anymore.
