Red Sox fans = GAY

I was having a conversation recently with a doctor friend of mine who also happens to be a veteran of a war. We were talking about couples (man & wife) who act gay. You have the term gay, fag for homosexuals, and the term metro-sexuals for straight guys that dress, act, etc. gay. I thought of a new term that I would like coin for the straight, married couple that acts gay - SUBURBAN SEXUALS! And that's what I see constantly going to Red Sox games. I go by Fenway everyday, and just the other day I saw two seperate couples come out of their apartments and the woman was wearing a green red sox hat, a short sleeve collared shirt turned up of course, the color was pink. Then I see the guy, red, redsox hat, short sleeved collared shirt that was white with collar turned up of course, and they both had sweaters around their neck. HOW GAY!
That's one thing I noticed, another thing I noticed is all the chick red sox fans! I mean all these broads half in the bag, wearing sox colors, faces painted, and they couldn't name five guys on the team. This is why the Red Sox are GAY! Their fans are GAY! Now I'm not a homophobe by any means, but the term GAY must be used when describing Sox fans.
So the Yanks are in the cellar, SO WHAT!
Enjoy it while you can mother fuckers, before you know it, Schil will be done, Beckett, come on that redneck son of a bitch will soon find Manny's contact and he'll be on the DL before we know it.
F-the Sox
F-Johnny Pesky
F-RemDog
F-Suburban Sexuals that attend sox games!
GOD BLESS THE NEW YORK YANKEES!

Where Winning Doesn't Take 86 Years!

So today was the home opener for both teams, the sox won whatever, more important the Yanks won! There was a sign hanging in the stadium today that said, "Johnny, Welcome, Where winning doesn't take 86 Years!" The signs at Yankee stadium make the trip even worth it. Take a look at some signs at Fenway, they're GAY! Speaking of GAY, I work near Fenway, and to see some of those fans trouncing about was just re-DUNK-ous! All those dumb ugly broads walking around half drunk by 1:00pm dragging their poor children along, I saw a women staggering down the block with her 6 year old kid struggling to carry his mom's beer and his 2 year old sister at the same time, just pathetic! Who are they are going to root for, Damons gone, Bronsons gone, Millars gone. The lights of Red Sux fans were on late last night trying learn the players names for the season!
Yankee stadium has class, you see who throws out the opening day ball at Yankee Stadium, Yogi Berra, the guys got 10 World Series Rings, you can't dispute that. How about throwing out the opening day ball at Fenway. It looked like a geriatric ward at Beth Israel Hospital, these guys had canes and the catchers were like two feet away from them, funny as hell as the 1946 team tried to throw the first ball out!
So Schils off to a good start... Let's see how long that lasts! Oh yes, every Yankee fan is so nervous about that, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! Hey Coco, you're on the DL, that's too bad!
Did you see Adam Stern singing the Canadian National Anthem with the Girls Chorus of Boston. HOW GAY ARE YOU ADAM STERN?
What's todays date? Oh yeah it's April 11th, the Yanks have only 3 wins. HEY RED SUX FUCKERS, THE SEASON IS DAMN LONG. GET SOME FUCKING PATIENCE YOU MORONS!
that's it!

Who are those guys wearing red sox uniforms?

The long winter is over, the cherry blossoms are blooming in DC, the crackdens in Dorchester are replacing their storm windows with screen windows, and Schilling is still an asshole!
I was looking at the Red Sox the other day and boy do they look different than that team that won the world series just two years ago. They still have the same old cocksuckers in Schilling, and that crackwhore, semi-retarded Manny, they still have that born again reject Trot, that kid beating, wife molesting Varitek, and that gay guy in the pen. As I've said before I'm glad Papi's off to a good start, now that damon is gone, Papi is the only class left. Papi is in a new book where he is ranked like 35th on the all time clutch hitters in baseball.
That book though is quite rubbish since Donald Arthur Mattingly is not in the top 20, any book that doesn't have Mattingly on their list within the first 20 is rubbish and should not be read.
This article will be all over the place, since I am trying capture all my feelings of the off season and the new season.
I saw Schilling wearing one of those Yankee Hater hats, the type that sort of look like the NY on the yankee hat. That just says so much about him, and the fact that son of a bitch, republican, loud mouth, sock coloring bastard just is classless! What an asshole, could you see Jeter wear a hat like that, or Matzui, or any other player for that matter who has class. CURT SCHILLING IS A CLASSLESS MOTHERFUCKER, WHO IS A FAN WHORE. I say fan whore because he needs the love of these morons in Red Sux Nation. Let's be honest, there is no Red Sux nation anymore. The nation is dead, since half the team has left, and since the none of the women in New England will watch the sox anymore since Damon and Arroyo are gone. Last year a pole was taken and 97% of women in New England were only able to name Johnny Damon and Bronson Arroyo as members of the redsox. The other 3% only practice safe sex by having it anally!
That's it!
FUCK SCHILLING
FUCK YAZ
FUCK YAWKEY WAY
I want to end on an opening week pray: Dear Lord, who is all powerful and who is all right in the world, please send a mole down to fenway park and dig up the entire right field so when Trot Nixon goes for a ball, he slips into a hole and is so scarred from thinking the earth was eating him alive he can't walk onto the field again. Thank you Lord, I love"
FUCK DORCHESTER
FUCK BRIGHTON
FUCK SOUTHIE
FUCK WHITEY BULGER
FUCK THEO
FUCK MITT