Hey NESN stop airing Pawtucket Red Sox games!

So for like the ninth time this past month I turn on NESN, hear the usual butchering of the english language by the Rem Dog and relax to watch some baseball, yes this Yankees fan does watch some sux games. But every time I start to watch I realize I'm watching the sox's triple A affliate the Pawtucket Red Sox games. I was like what a jip I wanted to watch some big league games.................................... WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, NESN HASN'T BEEN AIRING PAWSOX GAMES? THEN WHAT TEAM WAS I WATCHING??
No, it couldn't be, you've got to be kidding me, are you telling me that I've been watching the actual Red Sox each night????

HOLY SHIT, HEY RED SUX NATION YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!

on a serious note, our thoughts and prayers are with Ortiz.

Now let's talk about Manny. To take a line from my good friend Artie Lange, I can say good friend since I'm a semi-regular guest on the Howard Stern Show.

Manny is down, Willy Mo Pena is down, Varitek is down, Wakefield is down............WWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

How pathetic have the sux been? I don't think Schilling is going to cut his hair again until he wins a game, have you noticed his hair lately, a wee bit long, hey Curt do you hate your parents too?

I now have nothing to say to MASSHOLES across the land that can't name the starting lineup for the sux each night, who are some of those guys?
But hey you've still got Coco, and I mean Damon who right?
How about Beckett? Ok he pitched decent the other night, but got the loss... again!
Three more years of ole Josh, the Mouth of the South!

So now the sux are 8 1/2 games out, you wouldn't believe the amount of Patriots t-shirts that have popped up all over MASSHOLE LAND, those bastards are jumping ship faster than Ortiz's heart on a treadmill!

I won't say goodbye to the sux season yet, I mean they've still got four games left with the Yanks in a couple of weeks, but by then Torre will be starting half the Clippers those games while Jeter sips champagne off the chest of some $1000 a night hooker, but hey good luck!

EERRRRRAAA WAITER, THERE IS A BROOM IN MY CHOWDA

Listen, I don't really remember the first Boston Massacre of 1978 when the Yanks outscored the sux 42-9 in four games, but I'm sure fans back then were thinking what fans today are thinking...satisfaction.
You see when a good team plays you it exposes your weakness' and that's what the Yankees did to the Sux. On Saturday afternoon and Sunday night the country learned that the Red Sux aren't that good!
I'll be honest going into this weekend I didn't think the Yanks could win all five games, but they did.
YOU GOT YOUR ASS SWEPT!
FUCK THE SUX, YOU LOST FIVE IN A ROW!

HOLY SHIT WHAT A WEEKEND!

I want to congratulate Josh Beckett for breaking a record that has stood for over 20 years... I'm talking of course about my last pitching outing when I was in Little League and I walked 8 batters in a game.

I also want to apologize to Jonathon Papelbon for past posts that I may have made about him. I do have some decorum and realize that it is never acceptable to make fun of the mentally challenged. I mean he does have down syndrome right?

Derek Jeter... Yankees fans always talk about who they would want up when the game is on the line, well we've been right all this time.

How about Manny being walked all those times? Just wonderful, I mean I make fun of how Manny is on crack, or uses coke, or shoots up heroin, or beats his women, or watches kiddie porn, or cheats on his taxes, or can't read past a fourth grade level, but the guy can hit and he always hits against the Yankees, so Torre called it right and walked his ass!

Is Papelbon the new Rivera? Get back to me in ten years.

Wily Mo Pena is the next David Ortiz, Wily Mo Pena will be the next Babe Ruth, Wily Mo Pena will drive in 200 RBI's in a season, Wily Mo Pena will cure cancer. When they signed him you would have thought they secretly have developed the greatest ball player in the world. I'll be honest he really isn't that good.

Hey Mike Timlin, thanks for pitching in the World Baseball Classic.

I love how John Damon totally just stuck it to Red Sux County this past weekend, I mean he basically just applied duct tape to your drunk ass mouths.

Bobby Abreu, Robbie Cano, The Giambino, I could go on for ever and just gloat and gloat, but I even get tired. As a matter of fact I'm even thinking of ending this blog since Red Sux County isn't fun anymore to make fun of, it's sort of like picking on someone with down syndrome... Oh sorry Papelbon!
Speaking of retarded how much does Papelbon wish his right fielder had played a little shallower on Sunday night instead of playing on Brookline ave when Jeter came to bat!

FUCK THE RED SUX WE JUST SWEPT YOUR ASS IN FIVE GAMES!

Now it's time to play the blame game in Red Sux County, was this THeo's fault, Tito's? Who get's fired first, I love how the candles are burning bright and long into the night of drunk MASSHOLES thinking about how their season is slowly disappearing. It is, you drunk, wife-beating, child molesting MASSHOLES JUST LOST FIVE IMPORTANT GAMES!

The Yankees now have something that I bet most MASSHOLES wish they had since their team just got fucked really hard this past weekend...........................................

A CUSHION

The lines have been drawn

The New York Times came up with the map seperating RSN and the rest of the world.

It all starts in a couple of hours from now. What will happen? Will A-Rod step up? Will Abreu become a Yankee in this series? Will Papi hit a hr every at bat? Will Manny's crack viles get in the way of his playing? What will happen?

Anyway you look at it we are still the better team. Whatever the outcome of this series it doesn't matter, the Yankees will be playing in the post season. Red Sux County doesn't get it, we're not worried, we are better and always will be better than your team and your MASSHOLE FANS!

They've given up, I see a white flag!

Today is a good day! OK the Yankees lost last night so I'm unable to watch sportscenter and MO blew one, but hey we're the Yankees. Baseball is a lot like life, last night we lost, we had a bad day, but today we wake up and play again, a new day. And the Sux lost to the Royals last night so we don't lose ground! Today is a great day too because the defunct Red Sux Nation is worried! Now I read the red sux message boards because it's my job and I need material, though I just have to look out my window and see a MASSHOLE beating up a black guy then robbing a liquor store and I have all the material I need. But to read them today you would think, well I don't know what. Listed below are the titles of posts that have been posted by Sux fans, let me know if you notice anything.

RIVERA

YANKS PUT CLAIM ON ANDRUW JONES

FEELING OF HOPELESSNESS

IT IS OVER

LOSING TEK MIGHT COST SEASON

RED SOX SLUMP

I WANT CRISP OUT OF HERE

ORTIZ CLUTCH, MANNY NOT

THIS IS WHY WE STINK

AWEFUL


Someone tell that guy he spelled Awful wrong!
So did you notice anything? The posts were either about how bad the sux are doing and how the season is pretty much over, or something about the Yanks. I love it!
I particularly like the one "This is why we stink" .

RED SUX NATION IS DEAD
F-MANNY
F-TITO
F-PAPELBON
F-TEK
F-TROT
F-WILLY MO
F-JOHNNY PESKY
F-THE REM DOG
F-TED WILLIAMS HEAD
F-THE ROYAL ROOTERS
F-MASSHOLES

In 10 Days...

In 10 days it will be Friday August 18th, the weather channel is predicting it to be high of about 80 degrees with a ten percent chance of precipitation.

In 10 days the Yankees will begin their march on another World Series title, they will begin by marching on Boston like Sherman did on Atlanta. And the defunct Red Sux Nation will BURN! And we’re not anticipating a Savannah, Georgia incident.
The last time there was a fire in Fenway was back in the 20’s when the bleachers in left burned down. Ok enough of the history lesson for you miscreants.

In 10 days Bobby Abreu will witness what it’s like to play in a Yankees/Red Sox series since Cashman made some moves before the trade deadline, and wonder boy Theo DIDN’T DO JACK SHIT BEFORE THE TRADE DEADLINE!

In 10 days Joe Torre can start thinking about his post season roster.

In 10 days Derek Jeter can start thinking about which broad he wants to bring to the first game of the playoffs.

In 10 days Manny Ramirez can start thinking about where he wants to take his “Hooked on Phonics” course in the off season, Boston or the Dominican.

In 10 days Jonathon Papelborn will realize that it will take a lot pitching and a lot of pitching in tight spots to come anywhere close to the caliber pitcher Mo Rivera is.

In 10 days every MASSHOLE bandwagon jumper will come out of the woodwork to pretend they are interested in the series between the Yanks and Sux.

In 10 days every Yankees fan will not be safe leaving his/her house for the chance that a MASSHOLE which of course will be drunk will assault them and steal their wallet. Because we all know MASSHOLES are thieves… and hate blacks!

I'm so popular

I guess you would expect that I get some feedback from this website, as a matter of fact you yourself have probably left me a comment or two over the past year. I really appreciate it when the public tells me how I'm doing, it's a good barometer for how things are going on the site, even when it's negative. Though based on all the negative comments maybe I'm pissing off some people from a certain part of the country.
Anyway, listed below are all the comments I have recieved over the past year, good or bad I have posted them, I have changed the names to protect the innocent or the asshole who posted it!

You are a deficit to all yankees fans everywhere. I'm a huge yanks fan, but your tunnel vision style of writing makes us all, and you most of all, look stupid. Thanks for undermining the cause of all reasonable and intelligent yankees fans. You simply add fuel to the arguements of our rivals and show how absurd !!!yankee fans are spoiled brats....and now they have to live in a parallel universe where they will go 85 years without a World Series victory too !! LOL - Jake/NY,NY

how did the yankees do this weekend? - Bill/Boston, MA

did your mom like the T-bagging I gave her? - Bill/Boston, MA


RED SOX ARE FUCKING AMAZING!!!! - Paul/St.Paul, MN

You are a pathetic excuse for a Yankee Fan...
You're doing true Yankee Fans a great disservice with your inane blather... - Tom/NJ

Get a real life, grow up, and stop with the infantile ranting... - Mike/Brighton,MA

crack pipe smoker, take a look at any of the ridiculous yankee fan boards out there and tell me people aren't talking about what's wrong with the yankees the first time they're sub 500. - Jessica/Allston,MA.

if you think any of these guys care about the fans, you are seriously diluted

Heh - overall, a pretty good series.

Although losing Matsui has gotta be a big hit. And he won't be back by the 22nd, when we meet up again.

Go Sox.

Comments: Hay douche-bag,
Go fuck yourself ya Yankee bastard. You & your fake team of pansy ass phonies.
Bite me
Michael

Yeah, Boston fans have never booed anyone from their team before. Please spare us, hypocrite. You guys know nothing about class...

Great showing by A-Rod and the Yanks last night. And a true class act, booing Randy Johnson when he got pulled.

2-0

Maybe you should start looking to buy some new outfielders. Catching a pop-fly is supposed to be part of the job.

Go Sox.

Comments: um... move? and to hate someone more than a monster like hitler just
because they like a baseball team, and then to call them trailer trash and
racist in the same sentance? hmm.. and i thought the education system was
better in the north east.

My favorite ESPN quote of the day, "The only thing that the Yanks and the Jays have in common is that they are both in last place."

Go Sox - 2.5 ahead, and just getting warmed up.

Comments: You take it up the ass!

Comments: your fuckin nuts


Comments: you're a jerkoff enjoy Johnny another overpaid allstar for Georgy
Porgy. 5 years, ha, ha, ha


Comments: Kill yourself, I can't believe people like you are living in this
world.


Comments: I fucked your mother


Dude, grow up!!! I'm a huge Red Sox fan and I lived in NYC for the past 10yrs. I just moved back to Boston and YES, I DO miss NYC. It is probably the BEST city in the USA. Guess where I grew up though, Lowell. You want a good beating? Come to Lowell and I GUARANTEE that if you talk your garbage, you'll get the beat down of your life! Your entitled to your opinion and to cheer for whatever team you want. I dealt with Yankee fans for yrs but to mention Hitler, that's just plain STUPID! Learn your history jackass

Comments: Well, well look at what we have here. You must still be pissed off
that your beloved "mighty" Yankees blew a 3-0 lead. You really need to get a
life.

BTW, I seriously doubt that Johnny Damon is going to help your pathetic Yankees
any. The Yankees need to get younger pitching....NOT OLDER.

GO RED SOX IN '06!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments: haha you suck dick. go to new york asswipe...who starts their own
website on being a "sox hater who lives in boston"? get a life.


Comments: Move out of Boston you asshole.


Comments: You're a dork

You ram your aunt!

Your mother's a whore

Comments: You try to hard bitch!

Comments: obsess much


Comments: Sports are supposed to be fun, y'know...


Do you even enjoy watching baseball?

Believe it not I did get some positive feedback, below is the positive feedback.

"I only fucked your grandmother once before watching a Yankee game" - Luke/Boston,MA

Well there you have it, maybe I'll write some witty comment to each of the comments I received, though I doubt it, and thanks Luke for only fucking my grandmother once.

DRIVEN...

Let's see, a few months ago every sports news story was about how the American League Wild Card was definately coming out of the Central, and the only way the Yankees would get into the playoffs would be if they won the East. It's over for the Yankees, their reign of post season appearances is done, fire Torre, trade A-Rod, fire Cashman, Johnson is done, Rivera's lost his edge, Matsui is never coming back, Jeter's lost a step. Well we got news for you...
WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE FUCKERS!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Trot Nixon is on the DL

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tim Wakefield's ribs still hurt

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jason Cunt Varitek is on the DL

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mike Lowell hurt his foot last night!


I love it! The red sux are falling like flies! Maybe they could use a little "DRIVEN" the new cologne with a hint of chilled grapefruit and clean oak moss with a touch of spice, a new cologne from Derek Jeter coming out in November. Yes Derek Jeter, our Captain, our Leader, our Hero, Mr. November. He's conquered baseball, now look out fragrance world.
Ok, it's a little gay but it's Jeter so we don't care! Something else red sux fans don't understand because they know nothing about loyalty!

I've been away for a long time I heard that AROD was getting boo'd and every fucking news caster lead with that story. WHO CARES IF WE BOO HIM, IF HE FAILS, IF HE CAN'T PRODUCE WE WILL BOO HIM, IF HE HITS A HOMERUN WE WILL CHEER HIM. Why is this a big deal? Why did I just bring it up, something started by ESPN of course.
I love Baseball Tonight, but why does ESPN hate the Yankees?
HEY ESPN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!


So in closing, the Yankees are in first place, the red sux are falling apart, espn hates the Yankees and Jeter's turned gay, all is right in the world. Oh, one last thing....
FUCK THE RED SUX
FUCK MANNY, YOU CRACK ADDICTED, WHORE SMUGGLING, RETARDED PUNK
FUCK JOHNNY PESKY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DUGOUT, WE GET IT YOU'RE OLD!


I just lost my train of thought.