Is Hugo Chavez a Red Sux fan?

Was Hugo Chavez talking about President Bush or the Yankees when he spoke at the UN yesterday? I believe he took his entire text from a MASSHOLE sitting in Fenway during Sux/Yankees series. Chavez's speech was more comprehendable than a MASSHOLE ordering lunch! I think the T should be equipped with one of those UN translator's on all it's trains, preferrably Nicole Kidman!

At the All Star break the Yankees were 3 games behind the Red Sux and 6 games out of the Wild Card race. People said they were done once they lost Matsui, Sheffield and had to rely on Melky Cabrera and Bernie Williams. But MASSHOLES don't understand and can't comprehend the fact that they are the New York Yankees, they find ways to win and Joe Torre knows how to do it. Look what happened to the Sux when they lost key players... THEY TANKED. But the most satisfaction that a Yankee fan will get out of this season is that series in August. Man, the Yanks went into Boston and SWEPT 5 games from the Sux, at that moment in time the season was over for the Red Sux!
So now we just wait, rest everyone we can but hopefully hold on to the best record in the league so we can have home field advantage through the playoffs.
I won't comment to much on the A-Rod story, just that he did one thing smart during the interview, he didn't bad mouth Jeter, other than that throwing Mussina, Rivera under the bus was absurd! AROD, SHUT UP AND PLAY!
Congrats to Papi for breaking the Double X's single season record for HR's. Other than that, the Sux season was a big waste and is going to make for some good off season discussion.
So Yanks, get some rest and we'll be ready for the playoffs.

ERRRAAA stewardess is there a movie on this flight?

According to Delta Airlines the phones have been ringing off the hook in record amounts today. "They just don't stop ringing, I mean can't a person take a two hour break without being interrupted by some stupid phone?" That's what Sally Merrill a travel consulant for Delta Airlines said today. "Our phone lines are jammed from New Hampshire to Worcester." reports Sally Merrill.

What is the hub-bub about? It seems that every member of the Red Sux squad are making plane reservations for a nice long vacation they are about to take in a couple of weeks! That's right, a good long, well needed vacation for a tired club, a club that just deteriated in the month of August, and now it has all of October to do nothing!
The Sux took a few games from the Yanks this past weekend, BIG DEAL! It was good that Joe gave a bunch players some rest, just wait till they clinch, everyone will have a great rest before the playoffs.
I was watching the game on Saturday and as much as I hate FOX saturday baseball announcer Tim McCarver he made a good point about Jon Papelbon and moving to a starting pitcher next year. He said if the Yankees new everything they did about Mariano Rivera in his rookie year would they turn around and turn him into a starting pitcher the following season? Good point Tim, this makes up for mindless banter with Joe Buck over the years. So the retard is going to be a starter next year! Can't wait, what will the Sux do for a bullpen though? I can't get into this discussion now, it's pointless.

Oh, wait we are getting a call from Sally Merrill again from Delta Airlines. "Ok, can someone tell me where Puertaa Rica is? Or what country is Erraaa Jamicar? I need a fucking windtalker from the second World War to translate what these MASSHOLES are saying." Thank you Sally for that reporting.

It's only a matter of days until we CLINCH!

Is this the Magic number or the number of Massholes it takes to screw in a lightbulb!

7







Did I mention the Sux have lost the last 13 out of 19 games!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He's back!

Matsui 4-4 tonight!
Welcome back Hideki, great to have him back in the lineup.

Oh by the way, the magic number is now.... 9


How great would it be if the Yanks clinch this weekend against the Sux, it is possible!

and the magic number is...

10

Sox lose to local boys and girls club of Kansas City.

You know I started this little blogsite last year to talk about MASSHOLES and how they hate me because I'm a Yankee fan, and I think I've got my point across in the year and half or so. But I will say right now...
IT'S GREAT TO BE A YANKEE FAN LIVING IN BOSTON!
As a Yankee fan living among these thugs here in New England I love to watch the Sux fail, and fail they have!
Tonight was a perfect example of the sux season. They can't beat good teams, and they get beat by poor teams. Without the young fenom in the pen they have to rely on a tired, weathered looking Timlin. How old is Mike Timlin anyway? Because he looks like he's about 65 years old, I mean is it me, am I the crazy one here?
Ortiz ties the game in the 8th, but Timlin blows the save in the 9th... OH TOO BAD!
That's why it's great to be a Yankee fan living in Boston! The flowers smell sweeter, the charles river looks clearer, the urine the drunks expell all over my stoop outside my apartment doesn't smell that bad, life is good.

The Yanks lose, ok, it was good to see a bunch of rookies in there though and Matsui will be back next week, but the sux don't gain any ground! Like it matters anyway, the season is over, it's been over since August 21st. Remember that series?

OH SHUCKS!

Who was that guy that pitched a no hitter for the Florida Marlins last night?
Why that was Anibal Sánchez. Who the hell is Anibal Sanchez? He's a young pitcher with a somewhat decent record for a rookie. He's helping good ole Joe Girardi pick up the Marlins and now they're making a run for it.
But why are you talking about the Florida Marlins you're asking yourself?
OH! ANIBAL SANCHEZ USED TO BE ON THE RED SUX! Oh, that's just too bad!
I LOVE IT!
You guys got Lowell, and he's having a decent season, the HR's are down, but that's because he was juicing a few years ago when he hit all those Hr's. And you got Josh Beckett, hey he could have a season high in wins if he wins one more game. Yeah, he doesn't win that many games a season, why Wang is going to win more than him in his second season, oh wait he already has more wins than him!
The Old Mouth of the South giving up Homerun after Homerun, the savior of the Red Sux pitching staff in the offseason, now he's just another guy in a pathetic rotation.
That's just too bad you don't have Anibal Sanchez anymore, doesn't it suck that you traded him away? I LOVE IT!

Just a side note as to why I love Yankee Stadium. For some reason I was waiting for Howard to come back on the air so I was listening to Sirius standards. The song "Camelot" was playing sung by Richard Harris. About ten years ago or more I was at a game at the stadium, sitting down the left side and this guy behind me somewhere I never saw him would about every 20 minutes or so would sing, "Camelot, Camelot" I remember thinking that Robert Goulet was there because he was playing King Arthur on Broadway around that time. It was just a priceless moment at the greatest sporting arena in the world with the greatest fans in the world.
In Fenway it wouldn't be the same hearing someone singing "Camelot" with that thick MASSHOLE accent. See Yankee Stadium is also a cultural arena too.
Take that Fenway!

Top Ten Reasons why it's better to be a Yankees Fan than a Red Sux Fan!

10. At least our manager isn't named Terry.

9. The Yankees have an actor like Gary Cooper star in movies about their team.
The Sux have Jimmy Fallon.

8. Our shortstop bangs supermodels and musicians. The Sux shortstop is gay.

7. The Yankees have the elegant "Monument Park" in their outfield. The Sux have a green wall.

6. At least the Yankees don't have anyone on their team named after a cereal.

5. The Yankees have the colorful "Bleacher Creatures" in the bleachers. The Red Sux have MASSHOLES.

4. The Red Sux waited 86 years to win a World Series. Derek Jeter waits 86 seconds while his four World Series rings are polished.

3. The Yankees play in The House that Ruth built. The Red Sux... Oh yeah they
gave us Babe Ruth.

2. Yankees fans can name the entire starting lineup of their team. Sux fans can't name their nine illegitimate kids.

1. A month ago the Sux were in first place. Now their not!

Ok, who the hell walked under a ladder, and smashed a mirror at the same time?

"Ok, who did it? Who did it? When I find out who is responsible for this, their going to pay mister!"
That's what Terry Francona was heard spouting out of his mouth in the clubhouse after the Red Sux's win on Friday night.
Who is he looking for? What is he trying to find out?

Soon after Francona's speech in the clubhouse a car pulled into the Red Sux parking garage and a large woman exited the car. She was wearing some sort of head gear in the shape of a large baseball, and carrying a large sack with her. Soon after she left the garage she headed out to homeplate in Fenway Park, she was seen dumping the contents of her bag onto the ground and then soon after everyone was escorted off the field so we couldn't see what she dumped to the ground.
Sources close to Francona have said that she is some sort of witch that just flew in from Georgia, it would seem that the sux are doing anything they can to "BREAK THE CURSE"
That's right folks the CURSE is back!
But this isn't your ordinary run of the mill curse no sir, this baby is packing a wallop! Curse of the Bambino... HAH that has nothing on this baby! What name do they have for it is yet to be determined but we do know it is a curse!
A curse so powerful to take down your catcher, your rightfielder, your leftfielder, your DH, your young starting pitcher, and now it would appear to settle on the young fenom named PAPELBON! Yes, he was taken off the field after delivering just 11 pitches in the ninth. Sources close to the Sux ground crew say shortly before Papelbon delivered his 11th pitch a dark cloud appeared overhead, not sure what that means, thank god it wasn't his 13th pitch huh?
And this just in, Schilling will miss his next scheduled start! That's right he is feeling stiffness in his arm... oh that's too bad!
HOW DO WE BEAT THIS THING! WILL IT NOT END UNTIL THE SUX ENTIRE STARTING LINE UP IS ON THE DL!

So the sux traded Wells, that basically says, "we know we're done, we'll trade one of our best pitchers in the past month for some catcher that will be up in about two years." Way to go guys!

I belive the Yankees magic number is 21. A month ago, if I told you that by Sept. 1 the Yankees would be 8 games in first place you would have called me crazy.