Is he our pitcher or the guy doing laundry?

"Hickory, dickory dock... OH!"
"Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet eater her curds and whey, along came a spider and sat down beside her and said, what's in the bowl bitch...OH!"
So the Dice Man is coming to Boston, awesome, he was great in his prime and he's even pretty good now when he's on Howard... What? what do you mean not that Dice Man? OH, right right right, you mean the new Dice Man or I think they are calling him Dice-K. I am of course talking about Daisuke Matsuzaka the new pitcher the Sux spent a butt load of money on. That poor guy, he has no idea what's in store for him while in Boston. I can already see it now..

Scene 1 - Camera fades in on Fenway Park in Boston, it's a hot summer night in August and Daisuka Matsuzaka is struggling on the mound early in the game. The camera pans out towards the bleachers and lands on a row of guys from Eastie thoroughly into their 29th beer respectively.

Butch - "What the fuccck arrrre wee watchin heeere, this goy soocks"
Lou - "Tell me about it, I mean my 9 yeeer old kid can pitch betta and he's drunk half the time."
Sully - "Cooome on you fuckin gook, throw da ball down da plate for Christs sake."
Butch - "Yeaah, why dontcha try the ole "Slanty eyed Slurve" ya bastard."
Lou - "No give em' the old "Chink Change up" ya son of a bitch."
Butch - "This sucks, dis fuckin nip ain't werth shit, how about addin some MSG to the ball Mr. Miyagi."
Sully - "Boys in all my yeeears as a soooox fan I ain't never seen nuttin like dis, what da fuck was dat jew tinkin of signing this yellow bastard?"
Butch - "Forget it boys, let's get another beeer and drown our soorrows dinking about how good dis team used to be while we beat up some fag."
END Scene

I'm not lying that's probably how this guys season is going to go, these racist bastards up here are going to crucify this guy.

You guessed it, I'm back sorry for the long hiatus but I needed sometime to off, but not to worry there will be weekly updates in this off season, guaranteed.