Is it me or does Julian Tavarez's face look like it was stepped on by a golf shoe

I've been thinking this for a while, but after Tavarez that punk, prickly faced excuse for a pitcher had words with Doug M.(last name to long to spell)I realized it!
Red Sux players actaully do buy into this whole rivalry. Anytime a player is asked about the rivalry between these two teams you usually hear, "Man, that's you guys the media" or "Rivalry, look man it's a long season, we play every game just the same" BULLSHIT RED SUX PLAYERS!
I see it with all of them, that Cunt Varitek with his child molesting haircut, and that Loudmouth Schilling, and yesterday with Tavarez. For those that don't know what happened; Doug M. hit a slow roller towards first, Tavarez fielded it, but took his time getting to first and rather than just step on the bag he goes for the tag on Doug. Doug slid and they had a small collision, it could have been worse if he went in standing up. They padded each other on the back after saying you alright, and then they walk away, when Tavarez says something and Doug turns around like "what?" Just uncalled for, nothing came from it but it gave me an idea for today's article.

Red Sux players are basically just as bad as their MASSHOLE fans!
They buy into this rivalry, yes I do too, it's hard living here without watching the nightly news and getting more Yankee coverage than Warner Wolf doing his sports in New York.. is Werner Wolf still even alive?
Again we come back to the same old argument that I use constantly... MASSHOLES are jealous of Yankees fans, and SUX players wish they could be like the greatest franchise in the history of sports!
Hey what's with Manny's hair? He is starting to look more and more like George Clinton! I am expecting to see Ortiz show up in a big diaper and dance around next to Manny in the dugout!

So far Torre still has a job, that's all I'll say about the Yanks for now, this blog about me living in Boston with MASSHOLES at every corner!

Hey buddy can you spare a million...

Schill gave me a good idea, in case you haven't read it on his blog, he wagered 1 million dollars to anyone's charity to prove that the red mark on the sock isn't blood.

I too have a wager for Schill!

Curt Schilling I wager you 1 million dollars that you can't SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR 5 GOD DAMN SECONDS!

MY GOD, you know he is loving this! Back in the national spotlight ole Curty!

YOU PAINTED THE SOCK, NOW YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT. I MEAN WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU PAINT THE SOCK IN THE FIRST PLACE? TO RALLY THE TROOPS? TO INSPIRE YOUR FANS?
NO, TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE SAVIOR, THE HERO FIGHTING BACK THE PAIN AND PITCHING WITH ALL HE'S GOT.

YOU ARE PATHETIC and THE FUNNY THING IS THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF RED SUX FANS OUT THERE WHO WOULD AGREE WITH ME, YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

that is all!

ps
the Yanks suck right now, but hey we're the Yankees we'll be back! You see that Sux fans, I'm not giving up on my team this early, that's a real fan. You pathetic bastards would have already stopped watching the sux if they were playing this badly, because you are fare-weather(sp) fans, you are not real baseball fans, and I take offense to the fact that you call yourselves baseball fans, MASSHOLES!

Paint by numbers... the Curt Schilling way!

I know this blog seems to be turning into a bash Curt Schilling Blog, but the guy just gives me so much material, how can I resist.
The latest in the tales of Curt hark back to the glory days of the "Bloody Sock". Yes folks it's been three years and ole Curt thought we forgot about that famous ankle, but HAH think again Longshanks it's back.
Recently an announcer for the O's talked about it on the air:

Thorne rekindles 'bloody sock' debateAnnouncer claims Mirabelli told him Schilling's sock was red with paint, not blood in '04 ALCS By Ray Frager
Sun Reporter
Originally published April 26, 2007, 1:19 PM EDT
Curt Schilling's famous bloody sock from the 2004 American League Championship Series wasn't red from blood at all, Orioles announcer Gary Thorne said during last night's game.

Thorne, a respected broadcaster in his first season calling Orioles games on Mid-Atlantic Sports Network, said Boston Red Sox catcher Doug Mirabelli told him the sock had been colored with paint. After the Red Sox's 6-1 victory over the Orioles last night, Mirabelli denied the report, calling it ''a straight lie'' to the Boston Globe.

During Game 6 of the ALCS, Schilling pitched after having sutures put in the injured tendon of his right ankle. What appeared to be a bloody stain showed through his white sock during the game, which the Red Sox won on their way to a world championship.

The bloody sock became part of the lore of the Red Sox's celebrated 2004 season, and it is now in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Thorne said on the air: ''The great story we were talking about the other night was that famous red stocking that he wore when they finally won, the blood on his stocking. Nah. It was painted. Doug Mirabelli confessed up to it after. It was all for PR.''

Thorne's comments came during the bottom of the fifth inning. When MASN replayed the game this morning, the telecast skipped over the bottom of the fifth with an announcement that it was jumping ahead because of time constraints.

Thorne's partner, Jim Palmer, said this morning: ''I don't think Gary would have made that up. You don't have that kind of track record if you make things up.''

Palmer added, regardless whether the sock was red from blood or paint, ''it doesn't detract from what Curt Schilling did.''

Short Post today, am starting tonight against the Devil Rays

The Yankees pitching is decimated that is a fact, they got swept this weekend against the sux. I haven't opened a paper yet today but I am sure that everyone has written off the Yankees already. They probably have lumped Mo Rivera in there as well, I mean he's blown two saves and yet to record one this season, he's done!
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Have you forgot that they are the Yankees?
Yes I am upset whenever the Yanks lose, but it's a long season.
You know even though the Yanks have no pitching the Sux still only outscored the Yanks by like 4 or 5 runs.
Sux fans are so jealous, so envious of Yankees fans, they say they hate us, they say we ruin baseball, but God would they love to be in our shoes! To have a franchise like the New York Yankees, the greatest franchise in baseball history. It kills the Sux that even though they swept us this past weekend, they know in their heart they won't be playing in October!
So enjoy it while you can MASSHOLES, it's a long season, for the Yanks it goes well into October!

ps
Did you notice the Sux celebrating Jackie Robinson day yesterday? It was celebrated last week. But we all know that MASSHOLES are pure racist, and we all know that the Sux organization was the last club to allow a black ballplayer, so it was just fitting that they were the last club to celebrate Jackie's day, pathetic!

Curt Schilling, pitcher, teammate, historian?

"I got two, I got two"
"Hey Sully stop pissin on my leg"
"No officer, this wallet was on the ground when I found it"
"I got two, I got two"
"Look at the darkies over there using our bathroom"
"Junior get over here, momma hasn't finished her beer yet"

The previous is what I have to walk through almost daily during these next few months when going home. The location is Kenmore Square and the dialagoue is that of the usual Masshole waiting or coming out of a Sux game. I mean Kenmore is just littered with this rabble, with 90% of them being too drunk to stand up. Every time I wade through these Mark Walberg wannabe's I think what a great city I live in, but these Massholes have to fuck it up every home game.
So tonight The Schil goes on the hill against whatever Torre can scratch together for a pitching staff(don't worry Joe, it's cool). Have you been to "38 Pitches" lately? If you haven't then damn you, you have know idea what you're missing. The latest explosive article by Mr. Schilling practically jumped off the screen as I was reading it. I am not going to go into it in too much detail, I need you to read that for yourselves but one section he goes on to talk about the war in Iraq, the second world war, bush, and christianity. So the "interviewer" I put that in quotes because let's be honest who's asking Curt these questions? I would like you to produce this person that has that much time on their hands to listen to this baffoon talk. Anyway the question the "interviewer" asks is, "As a Christian do you regret your enthusiastic support for a man responsible for unjustified murder and bearing fals witness? If you could go back in time, would you once again campaign for Bush?"
Then Curt blows some hot air and the next question is, "At what point is it more important for a guy like that to work on his offspeed stuff and secondary pitches?"
WHAT???

Listen I could have predicted this the second that Curt said he was going to write a blog, this BLABBERMOUTH can't keep his yap shut and will talk about politics, religion, history, everything but baseball! Curt has already lost control of it, it's starting to morf into something that he can't control anymore. He starts to steer away from baseball a bit just to give everyone a taste, just a crumb of what goes on in the head of this genius. He let's the audenience "Wet their beaks a bit" to quote Don Barzini. And these Massholes eat it up! Oh Curt you're so knowledgeable, you know everything.
Don't you see that's what he wants you to say you morons? I can't wait because his blog is going to become less and less about baseball.
You're saying he has the right, it's his blog, right?
WRONG he doesn't have the right, he is a ballplayer, talk about baseball and keep your mouth shut!
Talk about your pitch count, the opposing hitter, not the war in Iraq, or WW2!

F-Schilling
F-Papelbon you down syndrome looking bastard
F-Massholes
F-Fenway, see how many seats you can cram into this place without making it larger
F-Manny's Grill on Ebay
F-The Green Monster, it's old, it tall we know, who cares anymore
F-Johnny Pesky, who are you again?
F-Ted Williams frozen decapitated head!

38 Special that rockin band from the late 70's

I surf the net just as much as everyone else, sure most of the sites I visit originate from Thailand, but that's neither here nor there. I came across a particularly good website recently that well, just brought out all my emotions. I am talking of course about "38 Pitches". My God the name alone sends chills down your spine; this is of course Curt Schilling's website, another medium this wonderful man has conquered.
Really folks, is there nothing this man can not do? He has two World Series rings, over 3000 strikeouts, a radio talk show, he's met the President, and don't forget... The bloody sock!
But now a blog? There is actually a rumor going around that Curt started his blog because he was sick of being lambasted in my blog, so he's trying to divert attention away from my blog. That's so typical Curt he doesn't feel like his voice is being heard or people aren't paying attention to him, so he talks louder or does whatever he could to get people's attention. But we all know the real reason Schill started his blog... DICE - K!
That's right the same DICE - K! that will be leading my Fantasy Baseball team in Wins, K's and WHIP. All winter and spring that's all the Massholes talked about, DICE - K! this, and DICE - K! that, Curt's had enough. He really hit rock bottom when on his talk show he said that talks were over between him and the Sux about a contract for next year and nobody gave a rats ass about that because the new kid on the block, DICE - K!
Curt is fuming, I can see him right now sitting in his den surrounded by his Civil War Collection of Confederate flags, under a picture of George Bush cleaning his guns, while all the time rewinding the scene over and over from the movie "Flags of our Fathers" where the Japanese soldier blows himself up with a grenade!
How about the title "38 Pitches"?

Here are 38 Reasons why I hate Curt Schilling

38. He's a Republican
37. He pitches for the Sux
36. He has a rival Blog
35. He's a racist
34. In 1987 he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
33. He beats his pets regularly
32. He steals from the weekly collection at his church
31. He rountinely taunts DICE - K! by always being surrounded by tabby cats
30. He used to be addicted to crack and heroin
29. Every MLK Day he burns a cross
28. He gave Randy Johnson the nickname "Big Unit" after a pool party at his house
27. Once told Theo Epstien, "I pitched in the World Series and you killed Jesus"
26. Urinates all over left field before the game so Manny has to stand in piss all day
25. Once had three way with Bill "Spaceman" Lee and Johnny Pesky
24. Voted against Sanjie in American Idol
23. He dictates and doesn't actually type is blog
22. Once gave the finger to the Pope while on a visit to the Vatican
21. Doesn't throw fish back if they are too small after he catches them
20. Secretly rooted against Seabiscuit during his final race
19. Makes his children beat up all the handicapped kids at their school
18. Never actually respected an opposing hitter
17. Doesn't think the show "Seinfeld" was funny
16. Hasn't paid a parking ticket in five years
15. Hates Sux fans (actually that's a good thing)
14. Once agreed not to peak but actually did during a game of hide and seek
13. Tells his vegetarian friends they are eating soy burgers, when he really cooked them regular hamburgers
12. Was quoted saying Gays have no rights
11. Laughed when Christopher Reeve fell off his horse
10. Employees little people to put his shoes on for him daily
9 . Routinely calls the Yankees Bullpen and asks if their refrigerator is running
8 . Once at a Fenway Frank of the chest of a thousand dollar a night hooker
7 . Was a consultant for the movie Schindlers List... For the Nazi side
6 . His daily prayer to Lee Harvey Oswald
5 . His vast supply of KETCHUP... if you know what I mean!
4 . He was the first person to call NY City "Hymie Town"
3 . His obsession with hearing himself talk
2 . When he helped Barbara Bush throw out the first pitch during a game once, he lifted her purse
1 . He's Curt Schilling

First one of the Season

Well it's here, the start of another magnificent season of Baseball. Another fantastic season of pitching, homerun hitting, base stealing and of course... MASSHOLES!
That's right, even though winter came and went the Massholes are still here, though to be honest they have been unusually quiet around these parts. Massholes in general don't follow spring training, they could care less about those games since they don't mean anything and they are played down in Florida with the rest of those Jews, yes I said Jews, because of course all Massholes are racist as well. A Masshole will either declare their love for the team at opening day or wait a bit before saying anything. What happens is the usual Masshole will wait until the Red Sux have a lead over a team in a game and then let loose with how great they are, and how nobody can beat them, and how this is their year. That's right, not wait until a large lead in the division or even a sweep in a series, these Massholes are so fair-weather, so flimsy, so pathetic when it comes to knowing anything about baseball fans. They jump right onto that bandwagon at the earliest, convenient chance they get. Did I say "jump" I meant stumble since of course all Massholes are drunks.

The picture you see is something very typical of the usual Masshole. It was sent to us through our viewer mail by a man from Maryland but a true Masshole at heart. It's really pathetic that they would stoop that low, and people say Yankee fans are the worst. And could you believe this guy just became a parent! That poor child will grow up father less because of course her dad is a closet homosexual secretly plotting his escape with his lover to San Francisco. But enough about the man originally from Newtown, Pa. how about DICE-K?
Look I know yo ucan say I'm a hypocrite or whatever, but I took this gook on my Fantasy Baseball team. I think he'll get some K's, that's the only reason I picked him up. That is of course if he even makes it through the first half of the season before some drunk Masshole from Southie try's to shoot him because he just "Flags of our Fathers" and his grandfather was in WWII. You laugh but these Massholes are not the brightest.
That's about it for my first post of the new season, I will be posting more regularly so don't worry, I'll tyr to hit on everything, even Schilling's blog!

F-Schilling
F-Manny you crack inhalling retard
F-Ted Williams frozen head
F-The Jimmy Fund
F-The Rem Dog