ERRRRAAAAA... Umpire, he can't do that!

Last night I was watching the 10 o’clock news on FOX with Maria Stefanos and some other guy; I don’t remember his name (David Wade was out). I laughed out loud when they started the sports segment of the show. The lead story… THE LEAD STORY for the sports was the newscasters holding up a copy of the New York Post with a picture of A-Rod and some hot blonde coming out of a strip club! That’s the lead story for their sports report! They made some jokes and then continued. That was the coup de grace for this city’s obsession with the Yankees! So A-Rod went to a strip club, big fucking deal, do we know anything about this broad? Did he have sex with her? Did he father her illegitimate child? Did he kill off her boyfriend so he can date her? All of these thoughts were probably going through the minds of MASSHOLES throughout the land, but we don’t know anything!
Continuing with A-ROD, the Boston sports reporter’s typewriters were blazing all through the night writing about the play in Toronto. The play for those that don’t know it was this; Runners on first and second when a high pop up was hit to third base, with two outs the runners were running on the pitch. The third baseman was just about to catch the fly ball when A-ROD was behind him and yelled something. The third baseman thinking it was the shortstop calling him off backed off and the ball dropped, everyone safe run scores. The Blue Jays were enraged! Now when you look at the play you see A-ROD yelled, “AHH” and that was it! He didn’t yell “I GOT IT”, he didn’t yell, “MINE” he yelled “AHH”. Those are the facts! Now for those of you out there that have never played organized ball before, this is a legimate play on A-ROD’S part. Sure, you’re a Yankees fan of course you’ll say that you’re all saying to yourselves. I was watching the game with the Blue Jays announcers broadcasting and those guys would not let up, calling it “Bush League”. Hey Pat Tabler go fuck yourself you so-so ballplayer that can’t call a game to save yourself! A-ROD as we all know will do whatever it takes to win, some people don’t agree with it, but he’s a tough ball player and wants to win. What’s so different than what he did with say the hidden ball trick, or the second baseman pretending the ball he took from the catcher on a stolen base goes into the outfield? It was great to hear what the GM Theo-Jew said, “I’m not sure it’s easy to explain… what’s acceptable and what’s not acceptable probably goes way back to the early 1900’s, I guess you just want to be on the right side of that and not on the wrong side of that… certain things certainly get the ire of the opposition.” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? Talk about skirting the issue!
It was great to see A-ROD after everything started to calm down, you can see him say to Bowa (the third base coach) “FUCK EM”. That’s right A-ROD, FUCK EM!
On a side note after everything calmed down the catcher and umpire went at it, a microphone was down near the plate and you can hear the umpire say to the catcher as he was in his face, “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CATCH!”
HEY MASSHOLES, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE IT!

Dustin P... we know what that "P" stands for...

Masshole is a portmanteau of the words Massachusetts and asshole, used to express a derogatory view of residents of that U.S. state. The term is primarily used by residents of other New England states, in reference to what they perceive as the elitist attitude, aggressive driving habits and Red Sox fans of the state's leaders and residents.

A symptom of friction often found when rural and urban cultures meet, the term's use has increased with the migration of upper-middle-class families from eastern Massachusetts to districts with less crowding, lower home prices, and lower taxes, either as a primary residence or a vacation home (examples are New Hampshire and the rural areas of Rhode Island). The term is a direct reference to the perceived rudeness, snobbishness, and high-pressure lifestyle of the migrants and current residents of Massachusetts. It indirectly refers to upward pressures on real estate prices, due to their higher average income and net worth.

Conversely, the word is often used by some residents of Massachusetts to stigmatize residents with strong roots in a different Massachusetts community that has a lower perceived social status. This usage is rather like use of the term "townies."

"Masshole" is sometimes used as a boastful local symbol, especially when talking about the drinking and/or driving habits of Massachusetts residents. Massachusetts residents who congregate outside of Massachusetts will often refer to themselves as Massholes in jest. This is especially prevalent among college students in neighboring states of Massachusetts.

Thank you Wikipedia.com


My God how bad are the Yankees right now? They can't do anything right, and Joe Torre getting booed the other day? He deserves it!
I'm sure Sux fans will disagree with our fans doing that. The guy has been fucking up lately (since the end of last year) and he deserves to be booed, that's what real fans do! You don't perform for us we let you hear it. I won't go into any more detail, because Sux fans will never understand that!

Once last thing... Dustin Pedroria (if it's spelled wrong who cares, you're just a rookie) Well Dustin you can go fuck yourself, who the hell are you to complain about A-Rod going hard into you? You play second base, you are expected to get taken out when a player tries to break up a double play, you didn't know that? Even that moron Eckersly said it was a good play. Sure A-Rod was a fag when he slapped the ball away in the playoffs, but this time he's in the right. Just another example of Red Sux County being PUSSIES! A BIG BUNCH OF PUSSIES!

F-Manny
F-The Jimmy Fund
F-Johnny Pesky
F-Yawkey Way
F-Varitek
F-Youklis(he must have found a fucking shamrock)
F-Dice K (I traded your ass from my fantasy baseball team)
F-Bobby Orr (he's not a sux, but I'm sure he roots for them)

A loyal customer...

Dear Comcast Cable

It behooves me to write this letter to you but due to recent events I feel that I must bring this to your attention. First let me give you a little background on the situation that surrounds me today. I have recently purchased a High Definition television from a local store in the Boston area, and I am very pleased with my purchase to say the least. With this television comes the feature of High Definition, which as you know is a wonderful feature when it comes to watching programs and movies. I also am an avid sports fan, baseball in particular so you have no idea the joy that comes from watching a baseball game in High Definition. But with a saddened heart I must object to the use of this High Definition when it pertains to certain programs. The program I am particularly dismayed about was the recent Boston Red Sox versus the New York Yankees game aired on television just last night. The evening was going along swimmingly, the sights of Yankee Stadium in High Definition were spectacular, the views of the greatest sporting arena seemed to jump out of the screen and I felt like I was right there on the field. But then in the bottom of the first inning while I was in the kitchen I heard a ghastly scream come from my living room where my seven year old nephew was sitting. My nephew you must know was in a horribly accident when he was born where his eyesight was effected and only five minutes before the game did he regain his sight. You must know the joy this young boy was experiencing having been blind all his life and to be experiencing something like High Definition for the first time and seeing a baseball game for the first time, but I regress. I darted out into the living room and witness this young child curled up in a fetal position, wailing about! I had no idea what was wrong until I noticed what was on the screen. In all it's glory this beautiful television spanking new, glistening with color and sound and High Definition in all it's glory was showing a close up of Julian Tavares, the pitcher for the Red Sox! I quickly had to avert my eyes at the horror of this man, but the camera would not let up, it kept showing his face with these large pox marks and sweat, it was like it was slow motion focusing on each pox mark as a pool of sweat poured out of each one. Such a ghastly sight that I was almost brought to tears. Then like all the Devils in Hell were circling my apartment conspiring of something else to do did they strike with another blow from the bowels of Hell! The voice of Jerry Remy! This man talks like he just walked out of a Simpson’s cartoon! The man as I have witnessed has never used the letter "R" in his life! And he just kept talking and talking, he never let up. Here I am in my apartment covering the eyes of a boy that witnessed what he believes to be the first child of Lucifer and then covering his ears because the voice of Diamond Joe Quimby's child is announcing a game! Needless to say the evening was ruined.
Now Comcast I know that you do not decide on the players on each ball team and that you don't even decide who should announce these games but please for the love of God show some mercy! I beg of you just before a game whenever Tavares is pitching and whenever Remy announces please put a little disclaimer on the screen such as, "The images you are about to hear and view may be graphic, viewer discretion is advised" this would make life so much easier.

Sincerely

A loyal customer

I've been away, and some MASSHOLES have missed me!

First my apologies, aparently I have a new found fan base and it's wonderful!
I thank all of you for posting and again I'm sorry for being away for so long.
I've been out of country, so how are the Yankees doing?

You know what's so wonderful to hear and read, it's that MASSHOLES have already declared winning the pennant this year! Oh how sweet it's going to be when they don't clinch the pennant... again!

How about Curt Schilling? I cannot make any comments about Curt since I received a threating letter from his "38 Pitches" website. Apparently they didn't like me saying that Schilling was a consultant on the movie "Schlinder's List" for the Nazi side! I don't have to comment any more on ole Curt, his mouth is doing everything and the discord that is happening on the Sux right now thanks to him will bring them down! I do love how down syndrome boy Papelbon said something to Curt about his comments.

So for all you MASSHOLES, and some Yankee fans that love to sound like they hate people like me because I bring on the hatred that Sux fans have for them...
grow a pair.
Try living among these racist, these drunks, these wife beating, child neglecting MASSHOLES for a week, it will change your opinion of them!
I have said it again, it seems like I always say it, but this is one of the best cities in the world, MASSHOLES should be ashamed of what they do to it every home game!
Here's a question for all the MASSHOLES out there. Can you name the starting line up for your team?

FUCK YOU, YOU FAKE FANS!
THAT'S RIGHT RED SUX FANS ARE A BUNCH OF FAKES!

So I live my life as a Yankee fan, I am proud of that even when they are losing, I stuck with them through the terrible 80's and will stick with them until the day I die, no matter how bad or good they are playing. To be a MASSHOLE you honestly can't say that, you won't stick by your team, you are the worst type of person in the world.
So to end congratulations on the pennant you guys really did a great job... OH THAT'S RIGHT THE SEASON ISN'T OVER YET MORONS!