I AM THE RETARDED CHAMPION OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST
HEY ASSHOLE THAT'S MY 8 YEAR OLD SON YOU JUST GOT DRUNK
THANKS DOUCHE BAG, I HAVE TO DRIVE HOME LIKE THIS
There are photos in Baseball history that mean a lot; there's that grainy photo of Babe Ruth playing against Chicago where it looks like he has is hand raised calling his shot. The picture of Cobb going into third base with his spikes raised high. Even Gayboy Carlton Fisk when he was motioning with his hands during the '75 series. But those pictures pair in comparison to this one of our favorite retard!
How funny is this picture! This is probably one of the greatest baseball photos of all time! Look how intimadating he is... ooooh! Come on you retard, honestly, what kind of face is that? You know who doesn't make a face like that? Mariano Rivera... hey Down Syndrome Boy, concentrate on pitching and less about facial expressions. I mean it really looks like they super imposed his head on that body in the picture!
He has to realize that he's not feared anymore right? Actually I think he really thinks that he is feared. "Once I go into my mad retarded boy face, look out hitters". Did you ever watch any of the special olympics and see these kids try so hard, every muscle in their face gets distorted and they get so angry, well we have a WINNER!
The New York Yankees have clinched a playoff berth!
Everyone out there even this writer had his doubts, but the New York Yankees have made it to the post season again for the 13th time in a row! Who else can say that?
14 1/2 games back, they were written off, they paid too much money for has beens, they are too old, they don't have pitching, you name it, it was said about them. But as we always do, we prevailed. We are the New York Yankees the greatest franchise in the history of organized sports!
I walked home tonight thru the scum of Kenmore Square right outside of Fenway, and I tell you it's getting worse everyday. It was funny, I actually laughed when I noticed there were more vendors selling shirts that bashed the Yankees than selling Red Sux items. I mean come on people, get over it, you can never be better than the bombers! It was very sad in a way to see little kids looking over shirts that said, "AROD Sucks and Jeter Swallows". What was even funnier was the fact that there were tons of shirts bashing the Giants and Jets!
But now we get ready for the playoffs, Joe can rest people and set his rotation, we'll probably face the Angels in the first round. They can be tough, so it looks like this post season will be filled with drama. And if the Sux can make it out of the first round then this city will erupt and won't be safe for Yankees fan anywhere!
The weekend is over, the Yanks take 2 out of 3 from the Sux, and we all saw that coming! Look at the Sux pitching staff, who else is there after the Mouth of the South Beckett? NO ONE! We saw that Sunday night when our Captain stepped up against Schilling, oh how wonderful was that! It’s funny listening to people yap about Rivera when he pitched Sunday night, yeah he struggled a bit finding the strike zone, but do you expect the guy to strikeout everyone he faces?? He is still the greatest closer in the history of the game! That’s something that the sux were hoping from down syndrome boy Papelbon, but he’s nothing anymore!
It was interesting reading a comment posted on the site earlier from a fan that visited Fenway this past weekend. It totally backs up everything I’ve been saying on this site for the past two years! MASSHOLES ARE RACIST, DRUNKS!
There was an article written in USA Today recently that called sux fans the best in the game, COME ON! Johnny Miller the announcer for ESPN said when they were landing in Boston this weekend the flight attendant announced, “Welcome to Red Sox Nation”. Red Sox Nation, how funny is that comment anymore. There is no Red Sox Nation anymore; I’ve been saying that for a while. Damon left, Millar left, Trot left, those were the fan favorites, the only players that those suburban sexuals could name! Each sux fans has a small cheat sheet in their pocket so they can yell out player’s names on the team, the worst fans in the world! I see it every day time and time again walking among these bastards!
People ask me about watching a game at Fenway and how they would love to experience a game there, hey it’s the oldest park out there, so much history, such character, but sitting there through a game, no way! The seats are too small, the views are obstructed and the fans! Going to a red sux game is like watching the movie 9 and ½ weeks with your mother… embarrassing! You’re embarrassed for such a great city as Boston; you’re embarrassed for these kids that have to sit next to these drunks and racists and by the way the kids sitting next to these drunks and racists? OH yeah that’s their parents!
The Yanks are 3 ½ back, I think Red Sux county may be a bit worried!
It ain’t over yet baby!
F-Back hurting, crack smoking Manny
F-Tito Francona and his sweatshirt wearing no chew chewing moron
F-Down Syndrome boy Papelbon
F-Pock faced Tavarez
F-The Jimmy Fund
F-Yawkey Way, a street named after racist owners!
First off, I love the Boston websites and such coming out with new information about a Whitey Bulger siting. For those of you that don't know, Bulger was a gangster a la Jack Nicholson in The Departed, but he skipped town and has been on the 10 most wanted list for ever. The reason for the siting is that the Pats got their ass handed to them because they are cheating bastards! So the papers say let's talk about something that everyone will be interested in and maybe won't follow the Pats story that closely, typical MASSHOLE BULLSHIT!
I know some of you are interested in what I have to say about his upcoming weekend in Boston and some don’t give a rat’s ass.
I am very excited about the three games starting tonight at the fens, it should be a good show down. But you know those cock sucking mother fucker red sux players are going to start some shit with the Yanks. You got that balloon head Youklis who thinks he was thrown out intentionally the last game, rookie fuck wad Pedroia who thinks guys went into him to hard at second, and down syndrome boy Papelbon, well he’s just retarded and doesn’t know better.
I have said this time and time again, the sux players are so swayed by this rivalry and their fans that they really think every hard play, every high pitch is intentional. It gets out of hand and I feel sorry for them because they try so hard to beat us but they don’t really have a good team.
Dice K is done, that was some wash up job! Schilling is done, crack smoking Manny is done, who else you got?? Beckett, pu-lease!!
Predictions:
Yanks take series
Massholes get drunk and obnoxious at Fenway
Papelbon tries so hard to be intimidating on the mound that his head explodes and his retarded blood spurts all over the place
Theo Epstien is seeing making out with a Catholic boy
Bill Belichek is seen in center field a la 1954 NY Giants stealing the Yanks signals!
F-Tito Francona
F-Johnny Pesky
F-The Rem Dog
F-Fred Lynn
F-Carlton Fisk, gay as a French horn
F-Yaz
F-Dorchester
F-Roxbury
F-Brookline
F-Mattapan
F-Attleboro
F-The Green Monster
F-The Jimmy Fund
F-Dana Farber
I was just going to phone in an article like I usually do because I have no time anymore to do anything but I felt I needed to sit down and hash something out.
I turned on the sux game last night about the seventh inning because there was nothing else on and the Padres game I was waiting for hadn’t started yet. Of course the first thing I hear was The Rem Dog, “EARRRRAGARDLESS, you have to make that play” I mean come on man! He knows baseball I’ll give him that but it’s just painful to listen to him. The Rem Dog is like the Diamond Joe Quimby character on the Simpson’s, he’s from New England with an over the top accent. You know how the Simpson’s will punch up the accent to make it over the top, but in the case of The Rem Dog nothing is punched up, it knocks you over like Southie on St. Patrick’s Day! And when I say it knocks you over like Southie on St. Patrick’s Day I mean because everyone in South Boston are drunk bastards that beat their wives and children… or did you get that analogy?
I digress... The kid for the sux threw a no-hitter, nice job. But what I got aggravated about was that throughout the game as any other channel will do, NESN runs the ticker at the bottom of the screen with highlights in sports. Every score that goes by is accompanied by the winning pitcher, the losing pitcher, if anyone got a save and stats of a particular player or two that did well. Now they did this for every team that went by, until of course they get to the Yankees score. They listed the score correct, put up I. Kennedy for the W, Jackson for the lose, and Rivera for the Save. That was it! No other stats, nothing, Nin, zip, zero! I am sorry but I do not find this a coincidence, I can’t name any dates but they’ve done this in the past when he’s had a big day, I am talking of course about A-Rod. He went like 3-4 with a dinger and 4 RBI yesterday. It is just like Red Sux fans at NESN to do this, how cowardly, how absurd, how TYPICAL MASSHOLE!
What I love and I have already heard about three remarks on it, is that Sux fans think a no-hitter by a sux rookie get’s the goat of a Yankees fan! For all Yankees fans I can honestly say we don’t care, unless he threw it against us, we have no particular feeling either way on him throwing one. As a ball fan I like to see someone throw a no-hitter, it’s boring to watch but the end result is amazing.
And for the Joba Chamberlain incident, again I can speak for the Yankees management, he wasn’t throwing at Youkilis. Why would he throw at him in the first place? And if someone was ever going to throw out him how could you miss with that Ted Kennedy sized head of Youkilis, it’s a no miss!
The Yankees unlike the Sux are not a bunch of thugs, we respect the game of baseball, as do Yankee fans around the world, a Sux fan can’t say that, they don’t respect the game, they’re bogus! I see it a million times a day, especially since I am near Fenway every day and have to walk through those heathens, those Suburban Sexuals! I used that term last year and it’s been catching on around Boston in certain factions, it of course means a married couple that acts gay. Which is what you see at Fenway constantly, the drunken chick wearing her pink sux shirt and the guy talking on his phone telling a friend he just saw a guy throw up on Yawkey Way? It is a disgrace, but one as a Yankee fan I love to see because it makes me feel better and confident knowing that I am better then them! Yankee fans will always be better than Red Sux fans!
So…
F- THE JIMMY FUND
F-TAVAREZ’S POCK-MARKED FACE
F-JOHNNY PESKY
F-THE REM DOG
F-THEO EPSTIEN
F-CRACK SMOKING, BACK HURTING MANNY
F-TED WILLIAMS’ SONS DEAD HEAD
F-DORCHESTER
F-THE FENS
F-MAYOR CURLEY
F-TERRY FRANCONA YOU KNOW UNIFORM WEARING BASTARD!
F-TICKET SCALPERS IN KENMORE, ARE THEY SELLING TICKETS OR JUST SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN?
