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I won't lie to you folks out there, it's hard to be a Yankees fan in Boston.
On Sunday night if I was to have come home and found my dog dead I wouldn't have been the least bit suprised! I mean first Joe leaves the Yankees, then AROD decides to leave, and then the Sux win the World Series? I talk to my other Yankees fans that don't live here and they're fine, ok we lost, let's move on, but in Boston it's hard, day after day I am surrounded by it, it gets a little overwhelming at times.
I walked over to a starbucks on Bolyston Street at around 8:30am and people were already lining up for the parade. That's fine I mean it's just that the things that the Sux do are just a little GAY! The more I think about the parade and concert and see the footage of that Down Syndrome Boy Papelbon doing his little dance, the more I laugh at how GAY everything is. I mean the Dropkick Murphy's a punk band that's now accepted by everyone singing that GAY Tessie song holy shit, for godsake man you're in a punk band, spit on the fans and call them assholes for listening to you, that's what you're supposed to do! Ok, that's enough let's move on...
Alex Emmanuel Rodriguez, you boosted us through the season, you had the best season a player can have, but now... YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! What kind of ego-manic has to tell everyone that you're leaving during the World Series? Would I love to have his bat for the next ten years? Sure who wouldn't, but now after all this, he's dead to me! I don't think the Sux will let go of Lowell if they do, the Yanks shouldn't sign him, he's a great guy but I can see him as another John Damon, he has maybe 1 or 2 seasons left in him. We don't need the big name or big bat anymore, we don't need a hall of famer at every position. How many people heard of Scott Brosious? He came to New York and thrived like a mother fucker, Joe Giradi, he hit like .220 and was a sure out but he has a ring. Look this blog isn't about me talking just about the Yankees, we'll be fine, we are still the greatest organization in the history of organized sports, we'll do alright.
If I did get any joy out of these past couple of days it's the displeasure the many red sux fans stressed to me about how every talk radio show they listen to is being dominated by AROD and Joe Giradi... they are all like, "hello we just won the world series"! Priceless.
This may be my final post of the off seson, though I doubt it. But I would like to end on a prayer for the offseason;
"Jesus, who is all powerful and knowing and who I love so much, please kill Michael Flatley of Riverdance so his spirit can come back and haunt Jon Papelbon for doing those hidious irish jig steps that I know he'll be doing today at City Hall. Also Lord Jesus who is all knowing and just a wonderful guy, please send down that mysterious Fiat that was seen at the Princess Diana crash scene but then disappeared to disrupt the parade today by crashing into some duckboats, not killing anyone but just maming a few and causing avok for days to come, thus banning all parades in Boston for the next 86 years, thank you Lord, I love you"

Finally...

F * Tito Francona you tobacco-less, no uniform wearing undefeated in world series play bastard
F * Manny Ramirez, I mean have you seen that hair recently, I guess he's looking for more places to hide his crack pipe while playing left field
F * Jon Papelbon for his fake emotion he tried to push when being interviewed on field after the win the other night, you Down Syndrome Asshole!
F * Southie
F * Eastie
F * Brookline
F * Dorchester
F * Whitey Bulger
F * Ted Williams head
F * John Lester
F * Dana Farber
F * The Jimmy Fund
F * Johnny Pesky, in 2004 it was a big deal to have you around, but now, it's just pathetic
F * Bud Selig, for even mentioning the name Red Sux Nation, doesn't he know it doesn't exist anymore?
F * MASSHOLES... right now you're living in a great era for Boston sports, but we all know this city and we all know what can happen and will happen to all Boston sports teams, that's right they all eventually lose!!!!!

J.E.T.S JETS, JETS, JETS!

Well today marked the first day that I’ve read a newspaper or watched any type of sports news on TV/internet. Did our bats go cold, sure, did our Captain not perform, sure, did a swarm of locust descend on Jacobs Field, well almost, blame anyone or anything you want, we lost, now it’s time to move on.

This just in… A team from Ohio is playing in the ALCS against the Red Sux! I say that because 85% of Red Sux fans didn’t know there was a Major League Baseball team from Ohio! They thought the American League was made up of the Yanks, Orioles and Jays. I finally saw a bunch of commercials for the news channels here in the Hub before the start of the ALCS. It’s actually funny because every channel is doing long extended coverage about the Sux, like the history of the Red Sux. But they are really getting to the nitty-gritty of it all by reporting on what the names of each player are, what position they play, how long they’ve been on the team. Really important info because even these news channels realize that every Sux fan out there doesn’t have a clue about his or her team! I swear to God this morning on FOX 25 News the reporter said, “Ladies and Gentlemen did you know that David Ortiz is black”?
As I was walking home last night the lights of Fenway were on, probably crews working on the field and such, a light mist of rain was descending on the street, it was quiet, rather peaceful, I just stood there watching the rain fall in front of the lights. I then thought of how it’s going to be tonight, when snakes and rats crawl or fall out of their respective bar that they’ve been in all day and then try to scalp tickets for $500.00 a piece and make crude comments to every female that walk through Kenmore. How these Suburban Sexuals coming to the game tonight will stay through the sixth inning and then call it a night.
I started to walk away because those thoughts of how bad it will be tonight were awful; I knew that I will have to wade through these monsters soon, because in Boston they start getting to the ballpark about 10 hours before a game. But I also knew I didn’t want to think like that, it was such a perfect time last night that I had to leave and remember the good qualities about the area. So I started to walk home, but something made me turn around, I don’t know what it was, something in the air, or something in the stars, but it made me slowly lift my right arm and gently I extended my middle finger up towards the heavens and with one violent shake of the hand in the direction of Fenway Park, I was on my way home again.

They can bash the Yankees all they want, they can say that Torre won’t be back, or that we got killed in the first round, or how A-ROD won’t be a Yankee next year along with Mo and Posada. That’s fine, I know as a Yankees fan this won’t be the last time the Yanks are in the post season in my lifetime. A Sux fan can’t say that, every Sux fan knows that this year maybe they won’t make the post season, maybe we won’t make it next year as well. Not my Yankees of present, we’ll always be there, and you know it!
So to all you Red Sux fans and, you know what even you Mets fans, you can all suck it because both fan bases are GAY!

F-Coco Crisp braided Gay hairdo
F-Kevin Youklis’ giant, bulbous head
F-Crack Smoking Manny Ramirez
F-Jason Varitek, with his child beating haircut and Gay “C” on his uniform
F-Theo Epstien, what do you know, a Jew that’s lucky!
F-Tito Francona, go back to chewing tobacco you fag, its baseball
F-Johnny Pesky, so famous they named a pole after him???
F-Ted Williams, the man who claimed he can ride from Mass down to Florida without touching the break, does it matter now you don’t have a head!
F-The Jimmy Fund, enough already, we know you have cancer!
F-Yawkey Way, just another place for racist, and drunks to get together and scheme before the game starts
And finally…
F – MASSHOLES, you drunk, racist, child molesting, fair-weather, non-baseball knowing, no “R” saying pieces of shit, hey folks you’re celebrating in Boston like you won it all already, that was just round 1.