3 years and going strong!
I've been away for a while, but I'm back for now, and boy did I miss a lot going on around the town, huh?
The Coco Crisp fight - have you listened to him talk? What a thug! He was looking for that fight and he got it, what a punk!
The Yuk and Manny fight - Apparently some players don't like Yuk throwing his bat and helmet and they let him know it, but I believe Yuk gave Manny shit because Manny was busy doing crack and ran out onto the field just when the fight was over between the Sux and the Rays
Enough about what I missed, which I know was a lot more... Oh one more thing. Legal Seafoods started a marketing campaign on all the Trolley cars in Boston. They have a picture of a fish and a bubble with the Fish talking. It says random things, but apparently it joked on T driver saying, "Doesn't this T driver have the face of a Halibit?" Something along the lines of that. Well these Masshole T Drivers complained about the ad, it's crazy! Though Legals didn't pull the ads yet, good for them!
On to the post!
Today marks my 100th Blog Entry on this little site! I thank all of you that have supported this site throughout it's three year run behind enemy lines, I couldn't have done it without your support. This being the 100th entry I wanted to come up with a doozy of an entry and the only thing I could think of was...
THE TOP 100 MASSHOLES LIST
100. Paul Cellucci
99. Robert Frost
98. Connie Mack
97. John Kerry
96. Rob Zombie
95. Eric Bogosian
94. Leo Durocher
93. Eliza Dushku
92. Cecil B. DeMille
91. Leonard Berstein
90. Robert Goulet
89. Eli Roth
88. Leonard Nimoy
87. Jeff Reardon
86. John Quincy Adams
85. Ed McMahon
84. John Cena
83. Mary Baker Eddy
82. Crispus Attucks
81. Jack Kerouac
80. Louisa May Alcott
79. Abbie Hoffman
78. John Hancock
77. Michael Dukakis
76. Jane Curtin
75. Walter Brennan
74. Amy Poehler
73. Mickey Cochrane
72. Tony Amonte
71. Geena Davis
70. John Krasinski
69. Jeremy Roenick
68. Tom Glavine
67. Alex Rocco
66. Joe Perry
65. Donnie Wahlberg
64. Joe Quimby
63. F.Lee Bailey
62. Eli Whitney
61. Mark Bellhorn
60. Rachel Dratch
59. Olympia Dukakis
58. Bridget Moynahan
57. Henry Cabot Lodge
56. Edgar Allen Poe
55. Norman Rockwell
54. BJ Novak
53. Dr. Seuss
52. Timothy Leary
51. Uma Thurman
50. Kurt Russell
49. James Spader
48. Jack Lemmon
47. Edward Norton
46. Matt LeBlanc
45. Bette Davis
44. Matt Damon
43. James Taylor
42. Steven Wright
41. Casey Affleck
40. Rob Corddry
39. Steve Carell
38. Conan O'Brien
37. Barbara Walters
36. Mario Cantone
35. Jay Leno
34. Denis Leary
33. Albert DeSalvo
32. Michael Chiklis
31. Bobby Brown
30. Matthew Perry
29. Jim Craig
28. Gene Lavanchy
27. Squanto
26. Tony Conigliaro
25. Cotton Mather
24. Manny Delcarmen
23. Nick DiPaolo
22. Lou Merloni
21. Louis C.K.
20. Jim Craig
19. Doug Flutie
18. Steven Tyler
17. James Bulger
16. Samuel Adams
15. Ben Affleck
14. Robert Kraft
13. Paul Revere
12. Rocky Marciano
11. Mark Wahlberg
10. Dane Cook
9. Cliff Clavin
8. James Curley
7. Thomas Menino
6. John Adams
5. Doug VB Goudie
4. Lenny Clarke
3. Mark Fidrych
2. Mike Eruzione
And the Number 1 MASSHOLE is... JERRY "REM DOG" REMY
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15 comments:
Fidrych? WTF? He would have been in the HOF as a Tiger if Tommy John surgery was around back then.
FU for including Fidrych on the list.
Not a bad compilation.
Here's some that should have made the list as well:
Emily Dickinson
Sacco and Vanzetti
all the Kennedys
Peter McNeeley (top 20 imo)
Amy Lawrence Lowell
Nancy Kerrigan
Oh yeah, Peter McNeeley should be at least top 20. That dirtbag could be seen prowling the bars near BC in the late 90s trying to pick up BC chicks.
Anyone heard this guy speak? He sounds like a retard. What a pole smoker
I totally forgot about McNeeley, he'll have to be an honorable mention.
thanks
Congrats!
Keep it up, love your blog.
F the sox and their moms.
I hope Shilling dies under the knife. Or maybe somebody can just give him 10 cc's of air. Just make sure he has blood on his fucking sock before he goes to Hell.
Could you possibly be a bigger loser? I found your little blog by accident while googling something else. You are an absolute DOUCHE BAG! Why don't you compose a list of NY dick holes like Billy Crystal or all the front-running fake-ass celebrity "fans" in the front row...it's like a goddamn Laker game. Just fucking KILL YOURSELF and get the hell out of Boston. Go back to that shit hole to the south that we bannished all the riff raff to back in the early 1800's. If you live in Boston now, then you have to be #1 on that list you cunt. DIE!!!
You JEALOUS COCKSUCKERS!!! How do you like 6 parades in 6 years? Go kill yourself! Hey Philly fan, I bet you haven't seen a championship parade in your life you FUCK. And you NY Douche Bag..how many parades this century? All we do is win championships. Don't you guys get tired of getting your ass kicked by Boston teams all the time! All hail the city of Champions, TITLE TOWN motherfuckers...SPIT SHINE MY RINGS BITCH!!!
GO BACK TO NEW YORK AND FUCK YOURSELF!!!
yeah, that Crispus Attucks really rubbed people the wrong way. STOOGE.
Shouldn't you have been #1 one on the list...?
You fucking douche...why do you think people want to beat up yankee fans? Listen to yourself. Get the fuck out of Boston and go back to that fucking septic tank known as new jersey. Keep your little bitch postings going while you look up at Tampa in the division. You will have plenty of time to write in October while the MOST OVER-RATED player in baseball (jeeter again) is playing golf with his roided up team-mates. Those filthy scumbags in ny are no different than that idiot with the bat down the cape, yelling and swearing at players who have their kids with them. Yankee fans are the BIGGEST BANDWAGON FANS in sports. Where the fuck were all of you in the 80's when I was growing up? Then, sometime around 96 all these fans come back out of the woodwork...coincidence? I think not. Do us all a favor...Go back to nj and kill yourself Cunt!
You fucking douche...why do you think people want to beat up yankee fans? Listen to yourself. Get the fuck out of Boston and go back to that fucking septic tank known as new jersey. Keep your little bitch postings going while you look up at Tampa in the division. You will have plenty of time to write in October while the MOST OVER-RATED player in baseball (jeeter again) is playing golf with his roided up team-mates. Those filthy scumbags in ny are no different than that idiot with the bat down the cape, yelling and swearing at players who have their kids with them. Yankee fans are the BIGGEST BANDWAGON FANS in sports. Where the fuck were all of you in the 80's when I was growing up? Then, sometime around 96 all these fans come back out of the woodwork...coincidence? I think not. Do us all a favor...Go back to nj and kill yourself Cunt!
title town? Boston??? what the fuck are you talking about, ngred???
the Yankees alone have more titles than the rest of your piece of shit city in all sports combined, asscock!
typical of a boston fan to be a fucking retard....
FUCK YOU CUNT!!!
Honestly, I don't think there is a bigger DOUCHE BAG in the world than you. The stupid little "nick-names" you give people are even weaker than your blog. "Big Re-Tardi"??? Are you fucking serious? That is the best you can do? I'm not surprised. I bet you are the biggest pussy in the world. You write like such a tough guy about Sox fans and "Sully" and "Fitzy" on your blog but you know any one of us would stomp a fucking mud hole in your ass if you ever grew a set and said it to one of our faces. You are a typical NY dick head, tough guy behind a keyboard. Go to Fenway and start talking that shit and you'll need some help picking up your chicklets you fucking CUNT! I hope you die a miserable death. FUCK YOU and FUCK NEW YORK!!! A decade and counting with NO RINGS!!!
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