July 26, 2008

Kenmore, Massholes and Jew Haters!


MANNY, MANNY WHERE ARE YOU?


That's actually what Lowell was so upset about last night, the proof what I've been saying for years... Manny Ramirez doesn't give a crap about Red Sux County!

Great article in the Globe today by Dan Shaughnessy, just ripping the shit out of Manny. The Sux could have used him last night, but again he failed you and I think this time everyone is re-thinking how much they really love this guy. After years of getting away with murder this crack-smoking-retard is finally pushing the enevelope and it looks about time that management is realizing this.



Do me a favor... Take your computer screen or laptop, or whatever you're using to view this page and shake it back and forth the entire time you're trying to read!
Annoying huh? WELL TRY WATCHING AN ENTIRE GAME LIKE THAT!!
NESN the Sux broadcast re-positioned their camera in center field to get the angle of directly behind the pitcher, and now everytime a person gets up out of their seat the God Damn camera shakes! I mean come on folks! I felt like I was watching the '89 World Series!

Last night was awesome, one of the best games you'll see all year. Red Neck boy did a good pitching for the Sux, but Joba did a better job! And Mr. Rivera, well he's the greatest of all time. I actually saw Papel-douche with a pen and paper taking notes when Mr. Rivera was in the game last night! Here's a hint Papel-douche, it's called a "cut fastball"!!!

But the Coup de grace last night was when Joba let one go and almost hit Jay Leno with a beard, I'm referring to of course Yuk. Ok, there is some history between these two, but last night... NO WAY! With a 1-0 game he wasn't about to let any base runners on, the pitch just got away. Ok, done and over with, both benches warned, done subject... BUT NO!!!! NESN for the rest of the game had to have a split screen with Yuk and Joba, it was awful!


The scene outside Fenway was electric though, MASSHOLES GALORE! And to make matter worse there is construction going on all over Kenmore Square so you have MASSHOLES crossing the street, MASSHOLES stuck in traffic, MASSHOLES coming out of the T, MASSHOLE construction workers sitting around, MASSHOLE cops sitting around, MASSHOLE bums sitting around, it was insane outside the park!

F-Manny the crack smoking baby
F-Yuk you bitch, so Joba doesn't like Jews, get used to it!
F-Varitek, try batting above .215!
F-Beckett
F-Theo
F-Pesky Pole
F-Yaz
F-Fisk
F-Southie
F-Brockton
F-Eastie
F-The North Shore all together!

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