EEEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA Welcome Back!

Let me start by saying… I am not a football fan. I do not know much about the sport other than what I’ve learned on Madden, and have never claimed to know anything about the sport. I am not a filthy MASSHOLE, I would never lie to my readers.
That being said how about those Giants!!
I wasn’t scheduled to report back to work for another two weeks, but I was provoked out of my long winter slumber by those half-wits at FOX 25. Butch Sterns the sports reporter for the network started it when the Super Bowl was set and he said, “Here we go again, it’s NY versus Boston all over again”. Come on Butch, you complain all season about the rivalry, you even say the media makes it out more than it is, but now you’re just throwing more gasoline on the already smoldering fire. Ok, that got to me, but then FOX 25 started parading out the MASSHOLES! It seemed like every night it was another toothless drunk wearing a Patriots jersey with his son sitting next to him sporting a look of fear on his face because he knows one wrong answer and it’s back to the basement for him. Every MASSHOLE said the same thing when interviewed, “Myyyyaaa keeed don’t know how good he got it eerrrra right now. Eeeerrraaa I nevvvvaa had it so good when I was a kid, the teams in New England always sucked back then”. Every freakin interview was how spoiled their kids are and then the newscasters would chime in how right they were, blah,blah,blah,eerrrraaa,blah,blah,blah,eeeerrrraaa,blah!!At the time I could take it or leave it if the Giants lost, the outcome didn’t really affect me. But then I was pushed again, this time by the Boston Police Department. I happen to be returning to Boston on Sunday night while the Super Bowl was being played and I had to stop at the Hotel Commonwealth in Kenmore Square to drop off my rental car. But no, the Po-Po blocked off Kenmore Square in anticipation to the game getting over and people rioting in the streets. You see this was all started a few years ago when the sux were in the playoffs and students and fans would gather in Kenmore after a big game. Then some broad got shot by pepper spray and died; now the place looks like Kent State circa 1974 whenever a big game is played. I don’t blame the students, they are young and just following the crowd, and it’s the MASSHOLES that start it. I’ve said it before, the students are naive and are pressured into rooting for the Sux, so slowly these students get turned into MASSHOLES, and it’s a vicious cycle.
I didn’t want to start the new season off with such a negative article… Wait, that’s exactly how I’m supposed to start the season off, so forget it!
I would like to end this article with a prayer for the new season:
“Dear Lord Jesus Christ who is so powerful and who I love so much, please send a re-incarnation of Luca Brasi down before he met with the Tattaglia’s and have him pay a visit to the web server of “38 Pitches.com” to assure him if he doesn’t stop running Curt’s website that his brains will appear on keyboard, thank you Jesus, I love you”
F-Southie
F-Dorchester
F-Eastie
F-Matt Damon’s character in The Departed
F-Bill Spaceman Lee
F-The Jimmy Fund
F-Manny “Crackhead” Ramirez
F-Josh Beckett you southern redneck
F-Dustin Pedrioa you haven’t proved anything yet
F-Johnny Pesky
F-Bernie Carbo
F-Yaz
F-The Green Monster
F-Yawkey Way
F-MASSHOLES
F-Harvard types that think they know baseball