EEEEERRRRAAAAA, HE'S GOIN' HIT IT TO SOUTHIE!

The link attached is a recent NY TIMES article where they talk about a promotion at the All Star game where fans get to call a homerun for David Ortiz during the Home Run Derby.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/23/sports/baseball/23ortiz.html?ref=sports

For those MASSHOLES that don't know a thing about Baseball, I'll explain a little about the "Called Shot" I think it was in the 1932 World Series where the Yanks played the Cubs in Chicago. The whole series the Cubs bench was riding Ruth, in those days it wasn't uncommon for an opposing bench to yell and ridicule other players while at bat, in the field etc. I think Yankees pitcher Wait Hoyt had something to do with it, either he was on the Cubs at the time or was a one time Cub, EEEERRRRAAAGARDLESS as the Rem Dog would say. Ruth was at bat and the story goes he pointed before a pitch was thrown and then belted the sucker to where he pointed for a homerun. Ever since that day happened there have been numerous arguements as to if he called it. I don't know if Ruth actually came out and said it or not, I think he said something like, "You saw it" or something like that. Most people believe he was pointing at the pitcher at the time. Either way you look at you it's still great baseball lore.

Most will think I don't agree with this, but I say let's do it! The Yankees front office isn't very happy about it because it's a Red Sux, but according to the article they don't get much say apparently because they are only the hosts, and are not sponsoring the event. The Home Run Derby is a show and if the fans want a little more excitement during it then I say let them have it. Let's be honest, after a while the Home Run Derby can get a little boring anyway, and if some Joe get's to win a million bucks, don't stop him!

If this was to happen in Fenway and say a Yankees player was to do it, there would be rioting in the streets. These MASSHOLES wouldn't go for anything like this, no sir! But no Red Sux player ever called his shot did they???

EEERRRAA GO WEST YOUNG MAN!

There is nothing quite like summer in New England. From the mountains of the Berkshires to the dunes of the Cape, this state has everything to offer. Did I say mountains in the Berkshires?
I meant from Sully’s in Dorchester to the dumpsters in Brockton! I couldn’t help myself!
No, really there is so much going on this time of year, tons of festivals in the North End, concerts at the Hatch and MASSHOLES. I CAN’T STOP!

It’s also a time of the year that I like to call, THE MIGRATION.
You see Boston is home to about 5000 colleges and universities that means like 5 billion students live in the city from September to May. But come the end of May all those little dumplings leave the city and head back to Michigan, Ohio, South Dakota, California or wherever the hell they make home. That’s part I of the MIGRATION.
Part II of the MIGRATION or EERRRRA MIGRATION as I like to call it begins when the TRUE MASSHOLES converge on Boston or Fenway to be more precise. You see these Blue Bloods don’t really start going to games until after the students leave. In April and May it’s the beginning of the season, not much is happening, standings don’t mean that much, and there a bunch of players that may be new to the team or what have you. So the True MASSHOLES have no interest in coming into the city because they hate the kids, they don’t know any of the players and the Sux are usually in like 2nd place. But once the kids leave, it’s Carte Blanche for these MASSHOLES! The weather gets hot, the liquor flows and you can urinate anywhere without hitting a textbook.
Most of the Blue Bloods would never be caught dead in the Bleachers though, no sir! They have their luxury boxes or close to it and usually don’t saunter in till around the 3rd inning when their Whiskey settles in. But if the Sox are losing don’t expect them to stay around too long! Plus they don’t stick around too long because that’s when the darkies come out and we all know what happens then… Rape, Murder, you name it!
No, the EERRRRRA MIGRATION is a simple one for these MASSHOLES. They basically just want to be seen or tell their friends they were at a game. Sitting next to their friends Jim and Mary, the Suburban Sexuals from Bridgewater, wearing their matching pink Red Sux hats and sweaters over their shoulders talking about the great finds they made at their recent antiquing excursion. It’s pathetic!


F – Manny
F – Johnny Pesky
F – The Jimmy Fund
F – Southie
F – Tito Francona
F – Retarded Papelbon
F – Jason Varitek, take that “C” off your jersey fag boy!

HEY SOMEONE GET THIS MASSHOLE OFF MY WINDSHIELD!

Ok, so I had to comment on this broad above, she ran over a Red Sux fan recently and killed him. I believe, the chick's name is Hernandez. That right away tells you it wasn't just the fact that she was a Yankees fan and being ridiculed. No, no, these Massholes probably started in on the whole racism thing and such, here is a small transcript of the bar outside before the incident:

"DIRTY SPIC, GET OUUUTTAAA EEEERRRRAAAA BAAAARRRRR AND GOOOOAAAAA MAKE MOOOORRRREEE TACOS, YOU WHOOOOORRRREEE"

You know that's how this whole thing happend, she meant to scare them but lost control. I love how this is getting so much news coverage here, it's amazing, the night it happened, the day after, the trial, the screaming family! The guy who died is actually being canonized tomorrow because he was so incredible. The witnesses said he bravely pushed his friends out of the way and got hit! Are you kidding me! This punk was probably so hammered he stumbled into the oncoming car having no idea what happened! It's a tragedy that someone lost a life, but it dumbs down papers like the Globe for giving this so much cover!