June 30, 2008

That wouldn't have happened to George Costanza!



GIVE ME YOUR WALKER OLD MAN, I CAN SELL IT FOR SOME CRACK!


So the Providence Journal reports that our buddy Manny pushed down a 60 year old man the other day in the clubhouse. The elder gentleman is the Traveling Secretary for the Red Sux and apparently Manny was upset because the secretary couldn't get the right amount of tickets Manny requested for the game that night. So he does what any punk would do, he knocks the guy down! I mean come on folks! First Pedro then this thug?

Article in the Providence Journal


From what I hear the AARP is writing up a statement to all Red Sux fans older than 55 about things to look out for when attending Red Sux games!

Look I like Tito Francona, but to me it seems like he has no control over his players, sure they win, but the media needs to look at Tito a little more on how he handles players, he doesn't do that good of a job!

My FU of the week goes to Butch Sterns, the sports caster for FOX 25 News. Ole Butchy apparently doesn't like the fact that MLB is making the players involved in that brawl between the Sux and Rays sit out the first game of the series between these two teams. This guys is the first one to jump all over a player for "disrespecting the game" or talking about the media hype when a team comes to town and how it's too much! Now he's mad that there won't be a brawl the first game of the series because these players won't be involved. Just like a typical MASSHOLE, get's upset when he can't watch a fight!

So I'm in the movies yesterday afternoon, the theatre was packed and about half way through the movie the screen goes dark, problem with the projector. It took that crowd all of about 45 seconds to start a YANKEES SUCK chant in the MOVIE THEATRE!! Can you believe that??

June 17, 2008

3 years and going strong!

I've been away for a while, but I'm back for now, and boy did I miss a lot going on around the town, huh?
The Coco Crisp fight - have you listened to him talk? What a thug! He was looking for that fight and he got it, what a punk!
The Yuk and Manny fight - Apparently some players don't like Yuk throwing his bat and helmet and they let him know it, but I believe Yuk gave Manny shit because Manny was busy doing crack and ran out onto the field just when the fight was over between the Sux and the Rays
Enough about what I missed, which I know was a lot more... Oh one more thing. Legal Seafoods started a marketing campaign on all the Trolley cars in Boston. They have a picture of a fish and a bubble with the Fish talking. It says random things, but apparently it joked on T driver saying, "Doesn't this T driver have the face of a Halibit?" Something along the lines of that. Well these Masshole T Drivers complained about the ad, it's crazy! Though Legals didn't pull the ads yet, good for them!

On to the post!

Today marks my 100th Blog Entry on this little site! I thank all of you that have supported this site throughout it's three year run behind enemy lines, I couldn't have done it without your support. This being the 100th entry I wanted to come up with a doozy of an entry and the only thing I could think of was...

THE TOP 100 MASSHOLES LIST
100. Paul Cellucci
99. Robert Frost
98. Connie Mack
97. John Kerry
96. Rob Zombie
95. Eric Bogosian
94. Leo Durocher
93. Eliza Dushku
92. Cecil B. DeMille
91. Leonard Berstein
90. Robert Goulet
89. Eli Roth
88. Leonard Nimoy
87. Jeff Reardon
86. John Quincy Adams
85. Ed McMahon
84. John Cena
83. Mary Baker Eddy
82. Crispus Attucks
81. Jack Kerouac
80. Louisa May Alcott
79. Abbie Hoffman
78. John Hancock
77. Michael Dukakis
76. Jane Curtin
75. Walter Brennan
74. Amy Poehler
73. Mickey Cochrane
72. Tony Amonte
71. Geena Davis
70. John Krasinski
69. Jeremy Roenick
68. Tom Glavine
67. Alex Rocco
66. Joe Perry
65. Donnie Wahlberg
64. Joe Quimby
63. F.Lee Bailey
62. Eli Whitney
61. Mark Bellhorn
60. Rachel Dratch
59. Olympia Dukakis
58. Bridget Moynahan
57. Henry Cabot Lodge
56. Edgar Allen Poe
55. Norman Rockwell
54. BJ Novak
53. Dr. Seuss
52. Timothy Leary
51. Uma Thurman
50. Kurt Russell
49. James Spader
48. Jack Lemmon
47. Edward Norton
46. Matt LeBlanc
45. Bette Davis
44. Matt Damon
43. James Taylor
42. Steven Wright
41. Casey Affleck
40. Rob Corddry
39. Steve Carell
38. Conan O'Brien
37. Barbara Walters
36. Mario Cantone
35. Jay Leno
34. Denis Leary
33. Albert DeSalvo
32. Michael Chiklis
31. Bobby Brown
30. Matthew Perry
29. Jim Craig
28. Gene Lavanchy
27. Squanto
26. Tony Conigliaro
25. Cotton Mather
24. Manny Delcarmen
23. Nick DiPaolo
22. Lou Merloni
21. Louis C.K.
20. Jim Craig
19. Doug Flutie
18. Steven Tyler
17. James Bulger
16. Samuel Adams
15. Ben Affleck
14. Robert Kraft
13. Paul Revere
12. Rocky Marciano
11. Mark Wahlberg
10. Dane Cook
9. Cliff Clavin
8. James Curley
7. Thomas Menino
6. John Adams
5. Doug VB Goudie
4. Lenny Clarke
3. Mark Fidrych
2. Mike Eruzione

And the Number 1 MASSHOLE is... JERRY "REM DOG" REMY