Maybe I can collect stamps...

The air is getting crisper as evening draws on Boston. The leaves on the trees along Storrow Drive are starting turn yellow and orange, I've never noticed them before. That's right it's fall and that means postseason baseball. For the last thirteen years I've always had something to do in October... I guess I can take up pottery. The Yankees are the greatest franchise in the history of organized sports, I'm not worried about next year, this year was just a slight hiccup that can easily be healed by a cold cup of winter, I mean water. That's about all I'll say on that subject. Now to more pressing matters, like the celebration of the red sux this year after clinching. I watched the coverage on NESN as the game got over, man it was funny. I had douche chills running up and down my spine the entire time. The scene in the clubhouse was crazy! And of course who was the center of attention... Papeldouche! I mean come on man, you've been here before, you're just a whacko. Watching his face as he celebrated, you would have thought he was some pedifial that just got a job at Toys "R" Us, that creepy.
Cut to about half way through the celebration and then three pitchers, (I'm not sure who they were) take off running with champagne to the sux bullpen out in right field. Now for those that don't live in the area, I'll explain the bullpen area for the sux. Whenever a reliever comes in the gate for the bullpen opens and a rotund flatfoot stands outside it and watches the pitcher go in the game, I guess he's there for protection or something like that. When Papaeltard comes in, he and the krueller pump fists. Now these three guys get to the bullpen and who's there but officer McClusky, that's right! Then all of a sudden they start to drench this guy in champagne, I mean soak him up, it was hilarious! But not to be outdone, the Boy Wonder-less comes racing out and does the same to the copper, then the camera follows Douche-LaRouche back to the dugout with these closeups, and he just has this gay as grin and he's pretending to be exhausted and appreciative, it was the best acting I've seen since Martin Sheen tried to do a Boston accent in The Departed and in Kennedy the TV mini series. But he's not down yet, he then goes over to the stands and starts spraying everyone with champagne. What is it with these fans enjoying getting showered with champagne in their street clothes?? How ist that enjoyable for the shmuck that has to take the commuter rail home to Providence smelling of cheap champagne.


I love this pic, you can see like a ten year old kid holding the bottle of champagne that Papelfag just gave him. Just wonderful... well it's New England and the MASSHOLE has to start somewhere.

The Douche Bag standing next to McCain!

Gillette Stadium, Foxboro, MA Sunday September 7th, 2008

Announcer

“Brady goes back to pass, he sees a man open, OH NO, he’s hit, it doesn’t look good folks, Brady is being carried off the field, this isn’t good”


Cut to interior of Curt Schilling's House


Mrs. Schilling

“Curt, Curt dear, come quick, something’s happened at the football game, the Jew announcer just reported that Tom Brady is hurt”

Curt

“What? I’ll be right there, here boy take these and clean them good”

Hands his gun collection to a young black kid wearing rags that works for him

Mrs. Schilling

“Look sweetie, even that large nigger is helping Brady onto the cart, Tom better wash his hands after touching that darkie”

Curt

“Don’t worry honey, I gave Tom my Nigger be gone cleaning lotion that I created last year, I’m sure he’ll use it. Now what do you think happened to him?”

Mrs. Schilling

“Well it looks like that large Spook took him down, or is he a spic?”

Curt

“It doesn’t matter who did it, this is going to be front page news for the rest of the week, I must do something”




Well the Loud Mouth is at it again, this time he’s blasting New York for being happy that Tom Brady is hurt. Wait a minute you Douchebag, what report did you read that has New Yorkers coming out saying they are glad that Brady is hurt???
This Ketchup wearing, Republican Racist is out of the lime light, he’s fat and out of shape and washed up with baseball. No one pays attention to him anymore, no ones cares what he says and he knows it. So now he’s making shit up to try to capture that spotlight again. MY GOD what a douche!

This fucking bastard just can’t stomach the fact that someone steals his spotlight, so what does he do, hey what do all MASSHOLES pick up on??? OH Yeah, whenever you mention the New York Yankees, so that’s what I’ll talk about, even though I’m making the whole shit up, it doesn’t matter, I just talk and talk and whatever comes out of my mouth is right, because I said it.

What legacy does this blowhard have? Hall of Famer, possibly, but Ty Cobb was an asshole too. No he leaves the game of baseball, and believe me he’s done, and he hits up the talk shows for the rest of his life, and these MASSHOLE talk shows eat him up because even they realize what a buffoon he’s become.

For every Masshole turn, turn turn....

Ah the Fall, it soon will be upon us, there's nothing like autumn in Boston. The above pic is right outside my aparment on the Common and it's such a peaceful sight. I don't have a picture of what it looks like at night with the MASSHOLE bums asleep drunk underneath the bench, that's for another day.
Ok, let me get it out of the way now, the Yanks are in trouble, there's no denying that, it's going to take some good baseball to get back on top. I'm optimistic though and I think we can pull it out! Look, I lived over 20 years and only saw two World Series wins before we began the run, so I can deal with not having anything to do in October. I lived through teams that the only thing we had to look forward to was Donald Arthur Mattingly, so not getting to the post isn't the end of the world. I know most MASSHOLES out there are saying I'm already giving up, but no that's not the case, I know we still have it in us, what I'm saying is that I understand losing, these past 12 years hasn't jaded me. That's about all I'll say on that subject.
Moving on...
I don't know if anyone outside of Ma. has seen the Fuckin Donuts commercials, you konw the ones with the guy helping his friend move, or the people walking to work? Now I don't know but is Dunkin Donuts a New England company? I have no idea, but if I was to guess it is?? I say this because they capture the exact picture of MASSHOLES in their commercials. Now, I have to commend their advertising agency for this, because they know MASSHOLES see this commercial and say, "Oh yeah, wicked, that wuz me and Sully da otha day" But for non-MASSHOLES, they are the most God awful commercials on the planet. Fuckin Donuts, the working mans' Starbucks!

I happen to watch part of the Republican Convention last night... I was tired and wanted to fall asleep. Man, is it me or was the convention like most Red Sux home games? I say that because THERE WASN'T A BLACK PERSON TO BE SEEN IN THE WHOLE PLACE!!!!!