September 07, 2009

I see you MASSHOLE

I recently got an email from the good people at Google Blogs and they told me they had reports that my little blog here was a "spam" blog! They sent me a form to fill out to verify that it wasn't and said that should take care of the misunderstanding, but if not, my blog will be shut down in 20 days! WHAT WHAT WHAT?
It seems MASSHOLES have learned to read and use the internet, because that's the only group I can think of that would do such a dastardly act. Talk about hitting below the belt, huh?
Not too wory my loyal fans, at this moment the entire staff of Ftheredsox are sitting down to watch movies such as "Braveheart", "We are Marshall" and "Rocky" for that inspiration to keep going. Then we'll pop in "Fever Pitch" and "Good Will Hunting" for that know thy enemy bullshit!
No folks, we are not going anywhere, we've been around for a long time now, well almost five years, but in Blog worlds that's like 15 years.
Lastly, I don't think it's a coincidence that I get a warning email just after I post something about our friend Cunt Schilling. I think old Cunty's finally had enough of us, especially with his Senate race coming up, he won't be able to deal with the media coverage we give him. Oh, and you can bet we already filing for press creditials just to be on the safe side when he hits the campaign trail.

They may take our blogspot, but they can never take... OUR FREEDOM!

F-MASSHOLES!

September 04, 2009

Ode to Fall in New England or Hey Sully, dem leaves is turnin da color of ma's sauce!

The city is quiet. It’s September already, parts of New England are turning color, the nights are getting shorteeerrrraaa, and the MASSHOLE is getting drunkeeerrrraaa!
With the Football season on the horizon, the talk is more about Brady and Pats than about Big Retardi and his bad at bats. Schilling tried to make some noise by talking of a Senate campaign, but he was wearing his ketchup-soaked sock, so he’s just plain insane. The Yankees have the American League East sealed tight, but don’t say that to loud to Sully in Eastie, because he’ll beat if you’re not white. Papel-douche is barking because Wagner wants his chair, and every night he pitches I laugh at his retarded-gay stare. The Boston sports writers are doing an about face when it comes to writing about the Yankees’ future, and last night I think I saw Varitek making out with Ashton Kutcher. No, the city is quiet now, more than years past; I guess they realize the Yankees will always kick their ass.



F-Big Retardi
F-Papel-douche
F-“C” wearing Varitek
F-Tito Francona
F-Southie
F-Belmont
F-The Jimmy Fund
F-Ted Williams’ son’s frozen head
F-Johnny Pesky
F-Lynn and the ballplayer too
F-Senator Schillbag
F-Yawkey Way
F-Super Jew Theo
F-MASSHOLES!

September 02, 2009

Senator Cunty!

Senate hopeful of the day: Curt Schilling - Local News Updates - The Boston Globe





Do I really need to say anymore about this? Our little Ketchup wearing Blabber-Mouth is at it again! God I would love if he ran, it would be so entertaining, because this guy is a moron, a moron Alice!

I can see him on the campaign trail wearing a suit with a big ketchup stain, or kissing babies and pouring ketchup on their head, you know of course he'll be getting big campaign contributions from Heinz Corp.

Forget about it Cunt Schilling, you're out of the spotlight, you saw an opportunity to open your fat trap, your blogs been weak for a long time and your video game making sucks, you have no life. So just tip toe back into your garage, clean your gun collection, call the black people that work for you "boy" and continue to watch video close ups of the ketchup stain on your sock.