Vacation Over, Red Sux suck, the Red Sux suck!
Greetings everyone! Remember me? I know, I know, where the hell have we been right?
Well to be honest we've moved to Rhode Island and haven't... OH WAIT! THAT'S NOT US, THAT'S THE BLABBER MOUTH CURT SCHILLING!! Did you hear that news lately folks? Good ole Curt Schilling is abandoning his state of MA. to move to Rhode Island. Well not him personnally I don't think but his company 38 Pitches, the nerve of that guy. The loyalty this great state showed him and he turns around and drops you like a cold, just for money, that's right folks, just for money. Man, he's like school on Thanksgiving, a no class turkey!
But I digress... where have we been? We finally got our new offices up and running and the internet connection is working fine, but... wait, I'm not going to lie to you, we've been on vacation this entire time, can't we take some time off for ourselves? We were supposed to have a guest blogger but that plan backfired. But we are seeking any guest bloggers out there that would like to submit articles for this site. Just email us at - burninhellredsox@hotmail.com to submit an article and if it fits the structured, guidelines we have for this spot on blog we run, we'll post it, and give you some credit, no we'll give you all the credit.
What's been going on since we last left you? Well we see George Steinbrenner got in one last firing before his death... his heart, it wasn't beating properly so he canned it! Bad taste? Come on, we got so many condelences when he died, which was nice, but come on folks. I grew up in the 80's when he was the most hated man in NY, so my feelings are mixed on his passing. Sure it's sad someone died, but I'm not broken up about it. JAY BUHNER FOR KEN PHELPS????? That's all I'll say on the subject.
I see the Red Sux have got even suckier since we last talked, but did this columnist really not see that coming? No the city is pretty quiet now a days looking towards the Football season, which of course we love to see. They have no faith in that team, these fair weather massholes!!
Well, now that we are back, you can look forward to more riveting commentary on a more regular basis. And if you don't think it's not riveting then you can go screw and stop reading this blog... but you know you won't... YOU MASSHOLE!
1 comments:
True, Sox fans are as bad as ever, and their team as bad as they were before all the drunken kids discovered what a "Nomar" was, but let's face it, we've got as many "Situations" as they have "Massholes." Of course, ours could take theirs in a fight...
Buhner for Phelps? If we'd kept Buhner, we would never have gotten Paul O'Neill, and who would you rather have had from 1993 to 2001, O'Neill or Buhner? Besides, Buhner retired in 2001 too, and with highly questionable stats. Steroids, anyone? So it's time to put to rest that the Buhner/Phelps trade hurt us: It only hurt in the short term, and in the long term we were better off. Right, George?
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