Half Caveman, Half Retard, we must be talking about Damon
The phones at the Ftheredsox have been ringing off the hooks since this afternoon. Everyone I know outside of Boston is asking, "Will Damon go back to the Sox"? I'm sure by now you know that the Red Sux have claimed John Damon off waivers from the Tigers, now Damon has 48 hours to decide if he wants to return to Yawkey Way. What do you think? Actually I don't really care what you think, so scratch that, this is my blog!
The Sux have a hill to climb to get back into the playoffs this year, the Tigers have Kilimajaro! John could go back, and he definately could help them make a push, but does he really want to? He left on bad terms with the Sux management, the fans have slowly come to accept him, but he still has a scar from the Sux treatment. He comes back, helps them back into it and all is forgotten about his little stint with the Yanks.
I was never a Damon fan, I always thought the guy was half retarded and threw like one as well. But he came through for us especially last year, who can forget that double steal? One inch of a mistake and that play doesn't get done, it was perfect!
Most of the Sux fans they interviewed said they'd like to have him back, all the Sux players said they would love to have him back. In the end, he probably goes back to the Sux. Even though he got the shaft when he left he does want to get back to the post season, and the Sux are his only chance for that. But what happens after the season, because let's be honest, the Sux aren't getting into the post season, does he retire? I have to stop now because this post is starting to sound like the usual drivel you hear on a daily basis from other bloggers that try to spark conversation or devle into the mind of ballplayers. I'm completely talking out of my ass currently, and you really shouldn't be listening, except for when I say this...
SCREW YOU MASSHOLES, YOU AIN'T GETTING IN THE POST SEASON, NOT DAMON, NOT BIG RETARDI, NOT PAPELDOUCHE, NOT GAYLORD PEDROIA, NOT EVEN A NOVENA TO ST. JUDE ARE GOING TO HELP YOU WIN THIS YEAR.
MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY PRAYING TO ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, A BUNCH OF SISSIES!!
3 comments:
St. Francis of Assisi? Well, he is the patron saint of animals, and I've seen Red Sox fans in their natural habitat, sometimes they do resemble animals.
A better choice would be St. Anthony. He's the patron saint of lost things. And the Red Sox have lost plenty of things. Games, leads, balls in the sun, their minds (I know, they don't have any), their composure, their lunches (no, wait, that's the fans), the list goes on.
Never thought I'd say this, but, by trying to bring Damon back, the Red Sox are bringing in some class. This time, he may not fit in!
Bro, as a die-hard fan (since the woeful days of Mike Gallego, Andy Stankewitz and 'superstar' Danny Tartabull), I enjoyed ur blogs. I just bought tix to see the Yanks play in Fenway. Would it be suicide to wear Yankees gear that night?!? Asking u would be appropiate since u live in the middle of the 'Nation'.
Readers of this blog will enjoy my blog post about all the Red Sox I hate-- especially Joanthan Papelbon.
http://2or3lines.blogspot.com/2010/09/dropkick-murphys-im-shipping-up-to.html
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